Hi Haters: New York Jets Players Throw Mega Shade On Their Heartthrob Quarterback Mark Sanchez
Oh well, he’s still smashing a dime.
Real men don’t go out and send anonymous messages TO THE MEDIA about their teammates. That’s a man law violation for real.
“We have to bring in another quarterback that will make him work at practice,” said one player, according to the newspaper. “He’s lazy and content because he knows he’s not going to be benched.”
And another one about if they Jets would take Peyton Manning:
“Come on. That’s a no-brainer,” a Jets source said, according to the newspaper. “If you have a chance to get a healthy 36-year-old Peyton Manning and you don’t do it, then you’re stupid. If I could get a healthy 36-year-old Peyton Manning, then, hell yeah, I would trade Sanchez.”
And one more for good measure:
“How can we when he’s not improving at all?” the player said, according to the newspaper. “He thinks he is, but he’s not. He has shown us what he’s capable of.”
Damn, that’s jacked up. These big, burly men are running around telling secrets and gossiping like little middle school girls. It doesn’t look like Sanchez and his intercept-throwing, hot chick banging self may have to take a seat on the bench for a while.
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