Some people would rather die than express an opinion no one agrees with. Like honesty, straying away from the herd is frowned upon in our sheep society. To sit at the cool table, you must believe what everyone believes. Having your OWN thought process and opinions? Rare in 2013.
Here are the ten most unpopular opinions. Take a look.
Lil Kim looks better now than she did in ’96
Seems like forever ago when the sock puppet-faced weirdo formerly known as Lil Kim actually looked “real.” Slowly spiraling into unrecognizable territory, she’s on her 37th different Asian Muppet face in 17 years. Beauty upgrade? Who OTHER than Kim believes this?
Michelle Obama is just “AIGHT”
There’s a 92.7% chance you would start a riot on Twitter/Facebook for saying “Chellie-O is just OK (or average-looking).” In most minds, she’s “beautiful” and “stunning” but is she really? If she were a manager at Costco, would you really swoon over her? Hmmm.
KFC > Popeye’s
The Colonel’s once-beloved chicken wasn’t always saggy, greasy and raggedy like the back of Jackie Christie’s sweaty neck. But somewhere, in the darkest corners of America, are people driving past Popeye’s AND Bojangles to eat at KFC. Life’s crazy.
Beyonce is a quality actress
The cinematically-worthless starlet has the screen presence of cold Burger King fries. If you believe she’s a good actress, you probably believe Tyler Perry is the greatest filmmaker of our time.
Burger King’s fries > McDonald’s fries
You really have to be a stone-cold serial killer to like Burger King’s fries more than fries from anywhere other than Burger King. FRESH Mickey D’s fries? Pure cr’nack.
Frank Ocean is vocally-talented
Before Franky-O revealed his sexuality and rose to stardom, he was just another mildly-talented crooner with a golden pen (like The-Dream, but not really). Overall, he’s a dope artist but LIVE? He sounds like dreams deferred. His falsetto? 88% struggle.
“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” > “Martin”
Could you really trust someone who believes “Fresh Prince” is better than “Martin”—the funniest, most innovative and timeless sitcom ever? Probably not.
Michael Jackson’s best album? “Bad”
Americans are programmed at birth to believe MJ’s BEST album is “Thriller.” To some, it’s true, but most would agree “Off The Wall” is better. And then there’s that one bozo who genuinely believes “BAD” is the best. America, the beautiful.
Facebook > Twitter
Facebook is a wasteland of broken dreams. Twitter is the grown folk’s table of social networks. How anyone can say FB and its
ugly babies stressful party invites is better, we may never know.
“The Temptations” Movie > “The Five Heartbeats”
“Five Heartbeats” has the iconically crack-damaged “Eddie King, Jr.” “The Temptations” movie has “David Ruffin” (who’s rarely mentioned in the same breath as “Eddie King, Jr”). Say “Temptations movie is better than Five Heartbeats” around Black folk and see what happens. Tables will be shaken.