May 5, 2018 So Sad: Tourist In India Goes Missing From Yoga Rereat, Remains Found After Being Drugged, Raped, And Beheaded
May 3, 2018 Outta Pocket: G Eazy Popped For In Sweden For Fade With Security And Possession Of Booger Sugar
April 24, 2018 Jesus Take The Wheel: Toronto Van Attack Terrorist Kills 10 Injures 15, Allegedly Because Women Won’t Sex Him
April 18, 2018 Glory To Hanuman: South African Passengers Join Forces To Get Racist Soup Cookie Kicked Off Plane
April 8, 2018 So Sad: Puerto Rico Is Closing 283 Schools Due To Huge Drops In Enrollment Following Hurricane Maria
March 28, 2018 Shook Ones: Angry Elephant Almost Topples Truck Full Of Tourists In Search Of Sustenance
March 26, 2018 TF Type “Justice” Is This?! Rape Victim’s Family Agrees To “Revenge Rape” Of Rapist’s Sister
March 20, 2018 Jay Z And Bey In Jamaica: The Coupled Up Carters Casually Cruise These Caribbean Streets
March 12, 2018 Mythbusters: Black Panther Grosses $66.5 Million In China’s Opening Weekend, Biggest Int’l Box Office Thus Far
March 10, 2018 Wakanda FOREVER! Black Panther Has Officially Clocked $1 Billion At Box Office, Black Film Myth Streeped Eweh
March 8, 2018 ¡Coño, Vaca Racista! Cameroonian Actor Attacked With Beer Bottle, “I’m White, I Can Kill You Nothing Will Happen”
February 26, 2018 Jesus Take The Wheel: Cops Find Head Of Missing Japanese Woman Who Disappeared After Meet Up With American Man
February 26, 2018 Fiendin’ Lickin’ Good: UK’s KFC Chicken Shortage Crisis Has Folks Sellin’ Bootleg Buckets On eBay
February 22, 2018 Banned Panther: Twitter Throws Kid Creep R. Kelly Off Of Warrior Falls For Trying To Enter Wakanda
February 22, 2018 Gucci Lame, Gucci Lame, Gucci Lame: Sikhs Slam Bougie Brand For Putting Colonizers In Turbans At Fashion Show
February 16, 2018 Retweet This, Comrade: Nicki Minaj, Trevor Noah, Donald Trump And More Engaged With Russian Twitter Bots
February 15, 2018 You Cannot Speak, Colonizer! Ex-Olympic Skiier Jacqui Cooper Filleted For Saying Chinese Athletes “All Look The Same”
February 13, 2018 Ooh, Ooh, Can We Do It Too? South African Congress Decides Corrupt President Jacob Zuma Gotta Go
February 5, 2018 Italian Shooter Targeted Blacks, Injuring Six African Migrants Before Being Arrested
January 27, 2018 Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Goes In On Crusty-Lipped French Reporter Who Asks If Nigeria Has Any Libraries
January 27, 2018 Elsewhere In The World: Suicide Bomber Kills 95 And Injures 158 With Exploding Ambulance In Kabul