August 29, 2011 All Jokes Aside: Hurricane/Tropical Storm Irene Responsible For At Least 21 Deaths, A Million Without Power In 8 States
August 27, 2011 Lights Out: Hurricane Irene Kills Power For 438K People In North Carolina, More Outages Expected As Storm Moves North
August 26, 2011 Hurricane Irene Forces NYC Mayor Bloomberg To Order Mandatory Evacuations For The First Time In History!!!
August 24, 2011 Hurricane Season Is Here: Irene Is Heading To The East Coast And Evacuations Have Begun
August 24, 2011 The Earthquake Actually Did Do Some Damage: Washington Monument Is Cracked And Closed Indefinitely
August 22, 2011 Jesus Take The Wheel: 76-Year-Old Boy Scout Leader Shanked To Death By Stab-Happy Thug
August 14, 2011 Jesus Take The Wheel: Strong Winds From Storm Collapses Stage At Indiana Fair, Kills 5 People
August 8, 2011 Panic Time? As Expected, The Stock Market Is Crashing Big Time On The First Monday Since The Credit Downgrade
July 21, 2011 End Of Days: 22 Dead So Far In Worst US Heat Wave In Years And Our Power Grid Might Be The Next Casualty
July 13, 2011 R.I.P.: Body Of Missing 9-Year-Old Hasidic Boy Found In Pieces Inside Suitcase And Freezer
July 12, 2011 End Of Days: Over 20 States Under Heat Advisories As Temperatures Rise Over 110 Degrees
June 29, 2011 Sh*t Is Real In Greece?? Rioters Tear The Streets Of Athens Up In Protest Of Budget Cuts
June 27, 2011 Was It That Serious: NJ Man Kills Gas Station Owner Over $3 Lottery Ticket And Energy Drink
June 26, 2011 Sh*t Is Still Real In Kabul: 8-Year-Old Dies After Insurgents Trick Her Into Transporting A Bomb
June 24, 2011 And Another One… 7.2 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Alaska’s Aleutian Islands Less Than 24-Hours After Latest Japanese Quake
June 21, 2011 End Of Days: Everything In The Ocean Could Be Dead In Your Kids’ Lifetimes If Scientists Are Right
June 20, 2011 End Of Days: These Floods In China Are No Effing Joke… 500K People Evacuated, Over 180 Reported Dead Or Missing
June 15, 2011 Wait A Damn Minute: GOP Slashes Food Aid To Low Income Families But Extends Funds To Save Flowers And Animals?