January 30, 2012 Shook Ones: Kimmy Cakes Kalls Kops ‘Kuz Kreepy Stranger Kame To Her Krib For A Kamp-Out!
January 20, 2012 What’s In YOUR Closet: A Gallery Of Men That Keep Getting Called “Suspect”…And The Women That Love Them
January 19, 2012 Kick Rocks Sucka: Rick “N****head” Perry Jumps Out Of The Presidential Race And Jumps Behind “Nasty” Newt!!
January 18, 2012 Ugly Truth Or Beautiful Lie? Pilar Sanders Puts Deion On Blast Claiming He Is A Cheating, Bullying, And Physical Abuser That Needs To Seek Professional Help!!
January 16, 2012 The Side-Eye: Passengers Confirm The Sinking Concordia Shady Captain Was Slizzard And Chatting With Some Floozy Before Catastrophe!
January 3, 2012 Lawsuits: Nelson Mandela’s Daughter, Zindzkiswa, Is Ordered To Pay $7.5 Milli To Boxing Promoter For Fugazi Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight Deal
December 27, 2011 Some Suspect Post-Christmas Happiness: John Legend Put A Ring On His Banger “Companion” Christy’s Left Hand
December 20, 2011 Lawsuits: 2 Muslim Men Are Suing Delta For Being Removed From A Flight That Was About To Take Off
December 13, 2011 Some Suspect Bromance Action: Will Smith Spent A Week Partying In Trinidad With Duane Martin And This Random Jawn??
December 9, 2011 Girl, You A Damn Fool: Jerry “Skanky Scuzzbucket” Sandusky’s Wife Is Convinced That Her Husband Is Totally Innocent…
December 2, 2011 UPDATE: Bishop Eddie Long’s Wife Vanessa Has Already Withdrawn Her Petition For Divorce!
December 1, 2011 Aw Poor Thang: Kris Humphries Feels Like Kimmy Cakes Used Him To “Keep Up” The Ratings On Kardashian Reality Show
November 25, 2011 Whoa Dere: Detroit Lions Defensive Lineman Ndamukong Suh Wilds Out And Tries To Stomp Out Another Player!!
November 25, 2011 The Gift That Keeps On Giving: Bangin’ Cake Model Suelyn Medeiros Has A “Personal Adult Film” Leak!!
November 10, 2011 Elsewhere In The World: Elderly Woman Passes After Wrongly Placed Under A “Do Not Resuscitate” Order
November 2, 2011 Hi Hater: Houston Woman Admits To Hiring THREE Different Hitmen To Kill Her Millionaire Lovers Wife!
November 1, 2011 Hi Hater: Virginia GOP Committee Sends Out Mass E-Mail With Bullet-Ridden Obama Picture For Halloween