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Ladies, your Yaki 1B ain’t got sh*t on Troy Polamalu’s Samoan wavy. Whether you buy it by the bundle, the ounce or the pack, your store bought goodies can’t hold a candle to Troy’s naturally crafted locks. The full-bodied football player just insured his hair for a million bucks. Oh he fancy huh?!

News, Sports

Santonio “Suicide Help Line” Holmes is offering a bit-of-a-day-late-and-a-dollar-short response to his Tweet saying a fan: “shud try finding the worst thing that you could drink n kill urself.” He says it wasn’t him, so we guess he’s suggesting his account got hacked. Pop the top.

News, One-Time, Sports

While they share losses and victories on the field, Pittsburgh Steeler’s tackle Willie Colon is trying to separate himself from his buddy, quarterback Ben Roethlisberger’s, alleged sexual assault mess with a quickness! While Colon was in the building on the night of the alleged attack, he claims he didn’t witness anything because he was busy […]