15 Things You May Have Missed During The #Ferguson Saga

The NBA finally pried the Los Angeles Clippers from Donald Sterling’s cold, mostly dead hands and sold the franchise to Microsoft CEO Steve Balmer.

Some weirdo filed a maternity suit against Beyonce claiming she’s Blue Ivy’s real mother. Yea, we dunno either.

Justin Timberlake tweeted (then deleted) this:

These white Ninjas are outta control.

Ciara called off her engagement with fertile ex-fiance Future and officially joined his league of extraordinary baby mamas.

Update: Drake is still trapped in Nicki Minaj’s friend zone.

Chris Brown and KrispityKrunchity broke up for 17 minutes and got back together. Most annoying celebrity couple right now? YES.

Mo’ne Davis became the first little leaguer to ever be featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

Brother Beanie Sigel was reportedly released from prison.

Nori West isn’t here for any of you lessers, peasants or poors.

So, this happened…

And then…

Beyonce aka Queen Petty (reportedly) unfollowed Jay Z on Twitter. Could the divorce rumors really be true?

Taylor Swift dropped her new single “Shake If Off” and threw up “safe” gang signs. Blame Miley.

The world is going crazy.

Burger King brought back the (lowkey) delicious Chicken Fries.

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