Y’all Crazy: The Funniest Ways Black People Plan On Dodging The WWIII Draft
We’re Dodging The WWIII Draft
So we’re on our way to World War III, it seems. Y’all President is fighting Syria, ISIS, North Korea, maybe Russia and Iran and who knows who else. So yeah, this could be the end. We, as the blacks, are resourceful and already plotting on getting the hell out of the war.
When you get that WW3 draft letter pic.twitter.com/1leuM9m1Ff
— ☿ (@LilThraxxxo) April 11, 2017
So we’re planning on ways to get out of getting drafted because eff that sh**. So let’s see just how we’re getting out of this mess.
When they try to draft me for WWIII pic.twitter.com/TvDy6KhpmR
— Alaminati (@AlainPitre) April 11, 2017
Military : "You've been drafted for WWIII"
Me : pic.twitter.com/9ZB5pRudzC
— 😭 (@skiphoeless) April 7, 2017
US: "You have been draft…."
Me: #WWIIIpic.twitter.com/m3lTt4nxsn— mike (@MentallyMike) April 7, 2017
#AmericaIsOverParty #WWIII
U.S. Military: You will not be drafted if you are injuredMe: pic.twitter.com/7RU3levGWF
— Cheer Hits (@cheerhits) April 8, 2017
When they come and try to draft me for WW3 #AmericaIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/LHMJbFPHMO
— Bert 🐸 (@Bert_Bones) April 7, 2017
Dodging the WW3 draft like#Americaisoverparty
pic.twitter.com/d0fpVXJR94— WW3💀😂✌️️ (@READYFORWW3) April 11, 2017
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Dodging the governments calls and letters trying to avoid the #WWIII draft like pic.twitter.com/NdFRJcVUZ0
— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) April 7, 2017
if Donald Trump gets us into world war 3 and I get drafted pic.twitter.com/McdLZZ2aBR
— Jordan Franco (@francomosapien) April 10, 2017
*Getting drafted for WW3*
Army: what kind of fire arm training do you possess?
Me: pic.twitter.com/4aCixkGGmJ— jose orellana (@Knighthawk06_) April 10, 2017
me throwing hand grenades after getting drafted to fight in World War 3 pic.twitter.com/x2ya3smTcD
— Drew Boehmker (@IfUSeekDrew) April 11, 2017
Can't get drafted to WW3 if you've never signed up for selective service pic.twitter.com/JJWwYCftWk
— Duane (@thekiddakota) April 7, 2017
I can't b the only one who signed up for Selective Service so I could get financial aid money and is making this face bc we might go to war pic.twitter.com/vHSlSESC27
— waldo (@WalidMoussaid) April 7, 2017
Me looking at all the WW3 draft memes vs me when I get my draft notice in the mail pic.twitter.com/PXowFAYTvQ
— Caleb (@CalebSipes) April 8, 2017
When you get drafted into WW3 and find out a 25 killstreak only gets you PTSD and not a tactical nuke pic.twitter.com/vDnGN0znWq
— Black People Vines (@BIackPplVids) April 10, 2017
"Lemme listen one last time before I get drafted" via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter https://t.co/yGHMyjHmCD pic.twitter.com/NfEdWqxSb6
— /r/BPT (@redditBPT) April 14, 2017
Can't get drafted if you're a felon pic.twitter.com/bVN6tn2GTE
— ️️️️️️️️ (@TripppyTrevino) April 8, 2017
Realizing you can't get drafted because you're 1. A only child
2. In theology school
Or 3. You're a pot head pic.twitter.com/qXIBofJD0P— The HBCUWorldStar ™ (@HBCU_WORLDSTAR) April 7, 2017
Me pushing all the trump voters to get drafted #AmericaIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/gXjI7e8GNA
— K (@TearsMinaj) April 7, 2017
Me because I'm under 18 & can't get drafted
#AmericaIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/IConhPHcEG— Sofia (@headassofia) April 7, 2017
Me faking my injury to not get drafted #AmericaIsOverParty pic.twitter.com/Vz95IG2RrA
— ✨Princess✨ (@alyssalucas2001) April 7, 2017
Me before I get drafted vs me when I get drafted pic.twitter.com/4Vzk1hVYT2
— billyc (@billycrossover) April 7, 2017
me once i get drafted pic.twitter.com/25aPXSQL0z
— Gio (@Krazygio) April 7, 2017
Me leaving America before I get drafted for war pic.twitter.com/TUHFbU7ZjO
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@godneybjs) April 7, 2017
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