Caitlyn Jenner says she was uncomfortable having sex with Kris Jenner
Boo-Boo Kitty: Caitlyn Jenner Was “Uncomfortable” Smashing Kris Jenner To Smithereens Back When She Was Bruce
Caitlyn Jenner Says Sex With Kris Jenner Made Her Uncomfortable
Caitlyn Jenner is letting it all hang out these days. And we’re not talkin’ about her “missing member“, that is no more.
No, Caitlyn is releasing her scandalous, tell-all memoir Secrets Of My Life, and she’s keepin’ it 100 about literally everything…including her sex life with Kris Jenner back in the Bruce days.
According to PageSix, Bru-…Caitlyn was not very fond of sex with Kris:
“We fall in love quickly (we marry after seven months),” Caitlyn, 67, writes in an excerpt published by People. “Since — let’s not kid ourselves — everyone wants to know, Kris and I have good and frequent sex at the beginning.”
Caitlyn, who underwent gender reassignment surgery in January, describes the sex as “imbued with love” but admits she wasn’t “entirely comfortable” with the act.
“I tell Kris about my gender issues before I make love to her. This will always be a subject of dispute between us,” Caitlyn laments. “She insists that she was taken by surprise by my ultimate transition to Caitlyn, which obviously means in her mind that she did not know enough.”
What kinda foreplay is THAT?!?
Bruce: “Hey babe, I’ve been thinking about this all day…”
Kris: “Oh yeah, baby? This good-good been on your mind?
Bruce: “Huh? Oh. No. I’ve been think about how I feel so confused. I don’t think I’m supposed to be a man.”
Kris: “Does that mean that I don’t have to give you sloppy toppy?”
Bruce: “Ew. Gross.”
This revelation has set off a firestorm of jokes and memes on Twitter, mostly inspired by a tweet from comedian Jim Norton.
Kris Jenner claims she never knew Bruce was 'uncomfortable' having sex with her, and thought he was kidding when he loudly booed her vagina.
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) April 20, 2017
Flip it over a few times to see reacts to Norton’s tweet.
Image via WENN
@JimNorton I'm imagining the echoes of a loud ass BOOOOO bouncing off Kris Jenner's vaginal walls and I am inconsolable. Bruh 🗣😿💀
— Pepper Ann ♥ 🇭🇹 (@NaughtyNay89) April 20, 2017
@JimNorton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *stroke* *stroke* "Booo" *stroke* *stroke* *stroke* "booo"
— Last Padare on Earth (@LastPadare) April 20, 2017
@JimNorton @TightToDef Not a regular boo but "loudly booed" can you imagine being in the other room thinking "what's going on in there?" 😂😂😂
— Humble Mumble (@MarznCharge) April 20, 2017
@JimNorton He was just jealous because he didn't have one, I wonder if he boo's at the one he just bought.
— ShellyJo~ 🇺🇸✝️ (@SheisfromBoston) April 20, 2017
@JimNorton Excuse me? I'm trying so hard not to laugh at what I just read… pic.twitter.com/NrA62na7j1
— Maps Maponyane (@MapsMaponyane) April 20, 2017
@JimNorton that pwussy was so trash he switched genders pic.twitter.com/hW4fHRWKE3
— silas (@stankdaddypoo) April 20, 2017
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@JimNorton "Booed" 😱😂 pic.twitter.com/Jp05DOmakL
— That Σigma ✰ (@KTB1914) April 20, 2017
@JimNorton pic.twitter.com/jTDE90UwT2
— lina 🇭🇹 (@YoursTrulyLina_) April 20, 2017
@JimNorton pic.twitter.com/hZ022M8Zm9
— 6° (@trvp6xldie_) April 20, 2017
On the following page, you can hear Kris Jenner’s response to Caitlyn’s low-quality coochie claims on KUWTK.
Do you feel bad that Kris’ cooch is being disparaged like this?
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