Justin Timberlake reveals new MOTW track list to a barrage of slander
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People Hate Justin Timberlake’s New Man Of The Woods Track List
Oh, you thought the libel and slander was over? After only a couple of days?? After we watched our Twitter timeline teem with ashy, waxed canvas capes and lumberjack-lined rationale defending their poppyseed patriarach Justin Timberlake?!?!
Ah helllll naw.
Today, tidday-exposin’ Timberlake unrolled the track list for his sleeping-bag soft new LP, Man of the Woods, and boy does it look trash.
If you think WE’RE being harsh on ol’ JT, check out the reactions to his flint-and-steel tunes on Twitter…
Justin Timberlake's tracklist looks like a super masc dude trying to write a Bed, Bath, and Beyond shopping list pic.twitter.com/fXO2xyUMEI
— mamoudou about nothing (@MamoudouNDiaye) January 5, 2018
JT literally just wrote down a list of Yankee Candle scents and has everybody thinking it's his tracklist https://t.co/I0aNEswWUL
— nina braca~ (@ninabraca) January 5, 2018
JT's #MOTW tracklist sounds more like a line of @Axe Body Spray scents. https://t.co/4VY6RM5tSy
— Jesse Kinos-Goodin (@JesseKG) January 5, 2018
new Timberlake album track list:
Mud Flaps
Rooster
Anyone Seen My Keys
Pawpaw
Vaping in Church
Who Don't Like Football
Alfalfa
Tractor Juice (interlude)
Tennessee Me
Fourth & Long
Mama pic.twitter.com/iG8IbERiUw— dan elkind fanclub (@DoubleEBooks) January 5, 2018
Justin Timberlake’s ‘Man Of The Woods’ Tracklist Feels Like A Parody https://t.co/qfMv2TVFAP pic.twitter.com/XmhlsTKPGn
— Music World (@MusicLoverWrld) January 5, 2018
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did not realize justin timberlake was re-branding as a lesbian. is this a track list for The Con pic.twitter.com/uEbXITZz41
— nicole PLEASE NO OC SPOILERS boyce (@nicolewboyce) January 5, 2018
reading the tracklist of the new Justin Timberlake album…."Breeze off the Pond"…. pic.twitter.com/V2F5Y5rJIv
— Phil Gubert (@philgubert) January 5, 2018
Justin Timberlake: "This album is inspired by my wife, my son but mostly where I'm from. It's called MAN OF THE WOODS."…
World: Ahhh amazing! 1st single?
JT: I'm glad you asked! It's called FILTHY, a synthetic growl about a futuristic sex robot simulating an orgy.
World: pic.twitter.com/FCes1abYuZ
— Eoghan McDermott (@eoghanmcdermo) January 5, 2018
The damn track list literally reads like a list of shit you have to buy from Bass Pro Shop before you go camping. "Supplies", "Flannel", "The Hard Stuff", "Sauce", "Morning Light". Jesus, bro.
— Jason, Jah, Leezy (@HipHopObama) January 5, 2018
YAAAAASSSSS HE POSTED THE TRACKLIST!!!!! #MOTW
— Shakira SRT (@iheartmusic617) January 5, 2018
There’s always one…smh.
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