Ashy Twitter's Elite Air Mattress Unit Stirred Up Chaos With Their Ashiest Plot Yet: "Pre-Dates"

Ashy Twitter’s Elite Air Mattress Unit Stirred Up Chaos With Their Ashiest Plot Yet: “Pre-Dates”

Posted on May 29, 2018 - By Bossip Staff

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How guys let their predates know which one has earned the right to go to Outback pic.twitter.com/b1x0WhpGsm

— The Nerve. The Audacity… (@BienSur_JeTaime) May 29, 2018

Black Twitter’s Hilariously Ashy “Pre-Date” Debate Breaks Twitter

Turn with us to the Book of Brokie where you’ll learn about a tragically ashy Twitter phenomenon called “pre-dating” where dusty crusty mouth-breathers take women on extremely cheap or free outings before the first real date. No, seriously, this apparently happens in real life between grown adults and sent all of Black Twitter spiraling into a TIZZY.

Wtf is a “pre-date”? pic.twitter.com/rzGLrx1oMZ

— ♈️🤷🏽‍♀️™ (@MJB_30) May 28, 2018

Peep the hilarious “pre-date” chaos on Twitter on the flip.

How guys let their predates know which one has earned the right to go to Outback pic.twitter.com/b1x0WhpGsm

— The Nerve. The Audacity… (@BienSur_JeTaime) May 29, 2018

“pre-dating” got me crying lmfaaao niggas putting bitches thru the combine before they take her to olive garden 😭😭

— 🦍 (@lupefiasshole) May 28, 2018

Y'all click on the TL
Y'all click in the DMs
Y'all click in the Text
Y'all click on phone calls
Y'all click on Facetime

But you need a "pre-date" in a park for an hour to be sure she not gonna waste ya time/money?

Am I reading this right? pic.twitter.com/MWRg42IpcK

— 🇳🇬🇯🇲Son of Sauga🇨🇦🇺🇸 (@FlyoutChase) May 28, 2018

Wtf is a “pre-date”? pic.twitter.com/rzGLrx1oMZ

— ♈️🤷🏽‍♀️™ (@MJB_30) May 28, 2018

Idk man. Have to go through the different stages…
1. Pre-date
2. Date
3. Talking
4. Relationship
5. Pre Marriage
So I’m thinking about 50ish https://t.co/iZwZAtJuY5

— Chris August (@august_chris) May 28, 2018

"Let's have a pre-date where you buy groceries and I come to your crib and cook them."

Me: pic.twitter.com/4j61tYTTS2

— Nicolae Carpathia (@WeNotSocks) May 28, 2018

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Which one of you “pre-date” niggas is responsible for this?? pic.twitter.com/xdK1EYTryA

— Hi, I'm Jon (@MrJonCee) May 27, 2018

What is a "pre-date?" pic.twitter.com/0EFrUODkYb

— Nyasha Junior (@NyashaJunior) May 28, 2018

A pre-date could really be phone conversations but all y’all wanna do is text and misspell everything

— Line Crosser (@MeMeSyndrome_) May 27, 2018

Hope she call him a pre-dumbass RT @Al_Patron: You ask women out on a pre-date?

— Glutes Willis (@EvilJeanyis) May 28, 2018

Niggas callin women gold diggers over $30 meals. pic.twitter.com/ociIlbi5lv

— Danae (@DanaeLovesYou) May 28, 2018

your “pre-date” is the 5-7 business days we have to spend talking on the phone/texting/feeling each other out, before i have to delete your number for not taking me on an actual date.

— TA$H (@tashhamadi) May 29, 2018

I don’t think Pre-Date Twitter was gonna have too many dates to worry about anyway, maybe we should just let them pre-tend to be pre-screening women all they want to.

— Jamilah Lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) May 28, 2018