Who Has Big B*** Energy?
Ever since Ariana Grande put it on blast that her man, Pete Davidson, had 10 inches for her, the discussion of BDE has taken over the internet. So what is BDE?
B.ig. D.**k E.nergy
Basically it’s people who have the aura of someone with a lot of wood who knows what to do with it. These people are DANGEROUS because they got something for those ovaries when you need it.
No one on this planet has more BDE than Rihanna.
— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) June 26, 2018
Twitter can’t stop talking about it. So who has this energy? Let Twitter tell you.
The Big Dick Energy of the Chrises, Ranked:
1.) Evans, astronomical BDE, effortless
2.) Hemsworth, extreme BDE, but it's bolstered by some (fun) performance
3.) Pine, lots of BDE but he doesn't make a big deal about it
4.) Pratt, almost no BDE at all. All performance.— Meg 🔪 Downey (@rustypolished) June 26, 2018
aries: BDE, small dick
taurus: nah
gemini: no
cancer: tender BDE
leo: hate to give them the satisfaction but yeah, BDE
virgo: weaponized BDE
libra: lowkey BDE
scorpio: tries too hard to exude BDE to have BDE
sag: BDE
cap: runs you over with BDE
aquarius: nah
pisces: dormant BDE— anna borges (@annabroges) June 26, 2018
in case you were wondering who had BDE in classic hollywood, it was katharine hepburn who had it the most
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) June 26, 2018
A controversial list of men with BDE:
Armie Hammer
Jake Tapper
Justin Trudeau
Young Bernie Sanders
Jon Hamm
Pete Davidson
Adam Driver
John F Kennedy
Barack Obama
Jim from The Office
Jeff Goldblum (case study of BDE)
Bill Murray
Christoph Waltz
Antoni from Queer Eye— Nat My President (@NatPurser) June 27, 2018
BDE in action pic.twitter.com/8xY2zVgzg0
— shannon keating (@__keating) June 26, 2018
Okay but when can we talk about the OG relationship between a pop star and someone with BDE pic.twitter.com/ToqqahDMup
— Rap Game Ina Garten (@KaraBTweets) June 26, 2018
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hamilton: BDE, used irresponsibly
burr: no
lafayette: BDE
jefferson: non
hercules mulligan: BBBDE
washington: BDE
phillip: BDE before his dad got him killed
peggy: not around long enough to aquire
eliza: BDE
angelica: biggest DE of all— Tracy Boomeisha-Ann Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) June 26, 2018
widows has so much BDE and once upon a time in hollywood has so little! pic.twitter.com/OJTaoXoVTG
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) June 26, 2018
This Big Dick Energy Discourse is fascinating but never forget the BDE possessed by Heath Ledger my friends
— bad max (@been_herde) June 26, 2018
I have to chime in.
Michelle Rodriguez: BDE
Chelsea Peretti: Life-ruining BDE
Benedict Cumberbatch: Luminescent BDE
Matthew MacFadyen: Period drama BDE
Alan Cumming: I mean, BDE
Archie Panjabi: BDE!!!!!!!!!!!
Christine Baranski: RBG BDE
Mike Colter: Do I even have to say it BDE— Lou (@loutweetshere) June 26, 2018
Scott Disick: BDE
Lamar Odom: BDE
Corey Gamble: No.
Tyga: BDE
Travis Scott: Not so much
Rob Kardashian: Don't make me laugh— mariah smith (@mRiah) June 26, 2018
Okay, have given this some additional thought and BDE (big dick energy) can be broken down into 4 quadrants
you're welcome. pic.twitter.com/ITYL7xQUHq
— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) June 26, 2018
Black Male Leads from the ‘99s and ‘00s BDE:
Omar Epps: BDE
Taye Diggs: Nah
Wesley Snipes: BDE
Larenz Tate: Nah
Shemar Moore: Nah
Denzel Washington: BDE pioneer
Micheal Ealy: BDE
Will Smith: Int’l appealing BDE
Martin Lawrence: Nah
Eddie Murphy: BDE
Morris Chestnut: KING BDE— Obeehave, B Δ K Spr. 18 (@SylviaObell) June 26, 2018
Me, an individual who took the day off twitter for once: What’s BDE?
Everyone: iF U g0ttA aSk U d0nT gOt iT.
Me: pic.twitter.com/cuxh9kzHCf
— Wellington Boyce (@WellieBoyce) June 27, 2018
marvel BDE guide
Thor: Drenched. So are we.
Steve: Yes, but it's ruined when he notices.
Sam: Absolutely AND he's nice about it.
Bruce: No.
Hulk: HUGE
Tony: Thinks he has it.
T'challa: Yes.
Rhodey: Of course.
Bucky: Has it, but also brain damage.
Peter Quill: Sure wishes.— Marina 🏳️🌈 (@regulardragon) June 27, 2018
do i have bde pic.twitter.com/xK8FhsVjHp
— gia! (@liketobeher) June 28, 2018
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