Colonizer extraordinaire Taylor Swift just doesn’t know when to quit. If you watched the Billboard Music Awards last night then you saw her start her performance off with a marching band. Wearing Pink.
Where have we seen that before?
That’s right. Taylor Swift gentrified the most iconic performance of all time as if we wouldn’t notice her rice cake crumbles all over the stage. What the hell would possess her to think she could get away with this? The caucasity just jumped out. Twitter, of course, is letting her have it for this travesty. She’s getting dragged to quinoa clump hell and back.
And she absolutely deserves it.
Take a look at the internet massacre.