Funniest, Wildest & Pettiest Valentine's Day Tweets (So Far)

you must be arrested https://t.co/4zhzLAOQvJ

— KK (@kharizzmaaa) February 13, 2020

“It may be Valentine’s Day but I haven’t forgotten all the valenTIMES we had together. Hope you’re doing well.” pic.twitter.com/LU02cUZ98X

— Agam Jagota (@AgamJagota) February 14, 2020

Happy Valentine's Day to all you lovebirds out there pic.twitter.com/s8TunJh2LY

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) February 14, 2020

To Whom It May Concern:

Please don’t steal pictures of roses and edible arrangements from Google Images today for IG likes. Your time will come. Effie, we all got pain!

— ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ (@callmedollar) February 14, 2020

Happy ValentiMes Day y'all pic.twitter.com/OwkH9UDLx3

— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh…. (@DragonflyJonez) February 14, 2020

When you thought y’all was just chilling on Valentine’s Day but she keeps trying to pressure you into having sex smh pic.twitter.com/AS2IT2k7lM

— Retro Spectro 🌋 (@R3troSp3ctro) February 14, 2020

Donald Trump Spends Another Valentine's Day Completely Alone https://t.co/8hsIUDoGtz pic.twitter.com/pzeiJBHh38

— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 14, 2020

Y’all. pic.twitter.com/IJqdNj7A9b

— stacia l. brown (@slb79) February 14, 2020

always funny seeing “you curved me, now you’re lonely on Valentine’s Day haha”.

bro she chose loneliness over you lmao

— Edward Elohim (@deezydothis) February 10, 2020

me on Valentine’s day wine drunk by myself pic.twitter.com/WoyzWFYaFf

— Aja🌸 (@Ajanaenaexo) February 13, 2020

Valentine’s Day is around the corner and i ain’t going.. lmao

— 4owe5i 💵 (@45stfu) February 12, 2020

When you finally leave that ain’t shit negro alone and reclaim your joy pic.twitter.com/vPO4iXjuX6

— 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐎 (@MojoDisco) February 13, 2020