Keeping Uppercut With The Kardashians: Exactly Zero People Believe The Kim Vs. Kourtney Fight Is Real; Dragging Ensues

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Have you been watching the most recent seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians? If you have, you may be in the minority. The show has needed a rating and fan boost for a minute and there’s only one way to make that happen: A GIRL FIGHT. In the latest trailer for the upcoming season we see Kim and Kourtney getting into a physical altercation of some sort.

omg the next season of KUWTK is gonna be so interesting. I’m only tuning in to see Kim punch kourtney pic.twitter.com/6lqTW7rV97

— SAGITTERRORIST ASF (@yourrmomsahoe) February 25, 2020

The fists are FLYING. By “flying” we mean “gingerly tapping the other person.” This whole thing looks faker than a Hulk Hogan match. Either that or Kim doesn’t have hands at all. The whole thing looks like a joke and Twitter has caught on to it, dragging this mess for the farce it is. SMH. Take a look.

That weak ass fight between Kourtney and Kim looks so scripted cjfngmgmgmg https://t.co/OIX68KMnFc

— 𝕄𝕚𝕪𝕠𝕜𝕠. (@Japaneseyy) February 25, 2020

That clip of kourtney and Kim fighting is taking me out pic.twitter.com/oHtyElKxNS

— AD 💎 (@amari_dw) February 25, 2020

What in the love and hip hop do Kim and Kourtney have going on? 😭

— 👽 (@BEAUTYNEXTDOORR) February 26, 2020

Kim said “don’t ever come at me like that again” and swung on kourtney this is about to be the best season yet akvhakcuanc

— hi jay z im demi (@worldofchanxes) February 25, 2020

There’s actually noooooooo way kim and kourtney bout to have a wHOLE scrap this season I refuse https://t.co/dPpJuqXlWk

— sab (@sabrinomer) February 26, 2020

y’all see how Kim swang on Kourtney for tryna come at her? talk yo shit but my girl Kim is ABOUT IT #KUWTK

— mikey. (@poutymike) February 26, 2020

kim was bout to fck kourtney lil ass up 😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/FTrvK0ndkQ

— keepinupw.k ✨ (@_weekndjunky) February 25, 2020

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You guys are really hyping up Kim and Kourtney's fight like that shit isn't staged 😂💀🤦‍♀️ they desperately need ratings and are forcing storylines. The show should've been cancelled long ago pic.twitter.com/rhzLClPwtU

— HHH ✨ (@xestmcmxcvi) February 26, 2020