Future Drops New Album "High Off Life," Sends Twitter Into A TIZZY
High Off Life: Fertile Philanderer Future Drops Another Misogyny Masterpiece, Sends Twitter Into A Toxic TIZZY
#FutureHive coming back as toxic as ever #HighOffLife pic.twitter.com/Q2NIsRiqkO
— Michael Ognar (@MichaelOgnar) May 15, 2020
After weeks of messy promo and a not-very-shocking baby mama reveal, Toxic King Future dropped his latest misogyny masterpiece that blessed his ever-growing f-boy flock while serving as a much needed distraction from the ongoing pandemic.
Blessed with headphone-rattling production and a slew of notable features, the 36-year-old father of 8 (9? MORE??) delivered another codeine-coated collection of slappers that launched the buzzy project to certified Gold status in 30 minutes.
Oh, and if you’re wondering about Lori Harvey, she dropped flame emojis in support of the album on her InstaStory that immediately shut down wildly spreading breakup rumors on social media.
— Pastor Future (@DaMisogynyBible) April 14, 2020
Peep the Twitter hysteria over Future’s latest album drop on the flip.
— Pastor Future (@DaMisogynyBible) April 14, 2020
The Future Hive might be the most creative stans in the game
Men everywhere sending their girl to the streets after listening to Posted With Demons #HIGHOFFLIFE pic.twitter.com/ZAWMUz0Xdx
— Ramiro Paredes (@RamiroParedes) May 15, 2020
“Men everywhere sending their girl to the streets after listening to Posted With Demons #HIGHOFFLIFE” – it is what it is
Future Hendrix time has come…
"Thou thot must go back from whence she once emerged. To the streets she belongeth, and to the streets she shall return"
– Gospel of Nayvadius, 5:15#HighOffLife pic.twitter.com/O7dKzIGnv7— Chris J. (@CtotheJ_2) May 15, 2020
“Future Hendrix time has come…
“Thou thot must go back from whence she once emerged. To the streets she belongeth, and to the streets she shall return”
– Gospel of Nayvadius, 5:15
#HighOffLife” – Amen
Future said “Got the preacher daughter selling pussy, bitch gonna make me rich"
Bro he's spazzing on this album pic.twitter.com/3OuixwaQWM
— Ahmed/Ramadan, I'm ready for you. (@big_business_) May 15, 2020
“Future said “Got the preacher daughter selling p*ssy, b*tch gonna make me rich”
Bro he’s spazzing on this album” – sure is
#FutureHive coming back as toxic as ever #HighOffLife pic.twitter.com/Q2NIsRiqkO
— Michael Ognar (@MichaelOgnar) May 15, 2020
“#FutureHive coming back as toxic as ever #HighOffLife” – they couldn’t wait
Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen
(Bible of misogyny 3:14) pic.twitter.com/dnaimIGA0V
— R (@MekonnenRaey) May 13, 2020
“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen
(Bible of misogyny 3:14)” – whew, a word
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Posted With Demons And Ridin Strikers Is Bumping 🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/NcmjwKqJHY
— El Justo (@JustIn_Sane2) May 15, 2020
“Posted With Demons And Ridin Strikers Is Bumping” – THE PIC
Future just dropped high off life. That’s ironic because I was high off life when I was with you. Life was good when I was with you, and now I’m posted with my demons because It was hard to choose one. I was too comfortable, but now I’ve accepted my flaws. pic.twitter.com/RY2ERl8gIL
— Neighborhood Racks (@RacksOnZach) May 15, 2020
“Future just dropped high off life. That’s ironic because I was high off life when I was with you. Life was good when I was with you, and now I’m posted with my demons because It was hard to choose one. I was too comfortable, but now I’ve accepted my flaws.” – so poetic
Future on Accepting My Flaws pic.twitter.com/9CfA34NX3g
— VP of Wu Tang Financial (@BarbChairScott) May 15, 2020
“Future on Accepting My Flaws” – so profound
CAME OFF THE BLOCK I WAS POSTED WITH DEMONS U AINT DID SHIT THAT I DID pic.twitter.com/8HOv4gyjiv
— warsame (@warsameul) May 15, 2020
“CAME OFF THE BLOCK I WAS POSTED WITH DEMONS U AINT DID SH*T THAT I DID” – the visuals!
CAME OFF THE BLOCK I WAS POSTED WITH DEMONS #HighOffLife pic.twitter.com/i5eaxxmhyW
— huie (@callmehuie) May 15, 2020
“CAME OFF THE BLOCK I WAS POSTED WITH DEMONS #HighOffLife” – DO YOUR DANCE
New Future Album dropped. Time to remind myself of the truth. #HIGHOFFLIFE #future pic.twitter.com/l4O3aLBiww
— Jasmine ➐ (@flontistack) May 15, 2020
“New Future Album dropped. Time to remind myself of the truth. #HIGHOFFLIFE” – we see you, queen
30 seconds into this new Future #HighOffLife pic.twitter.com/pcYIgiGEH2
— Brandon Wallace (@B_Wallaceee) May 15, 2020
“30 seconds into this new Future #HighOffLife” – no, seriously
"Lori Harvey broke up with Future"
"Why is your king crying all over the TL"🤡 pic.twitter.com/iGH7Y8ScPf
— Tega🔥 (@Teghte) May 15, 2020
“”Lori Harvey broke up with Future”
“Why is your king crying all over the TL” – jokes on youuuu
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