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After weeks of messy promo and a not-very-shocking baby mama reveal, Toxic King Future dropped his latest misogyny masterpiece that blessed his ever-growing f-boy flock while serving as a much needed distraction from the ongoing pandemic.

Blessed with headphone-rattling production and a slew of notable features, the 36-year-old father of 8 (9? MORE??) delivered another codeine-coated collection of slappers that launched the buzzy project to certified Gold status in 30 minutes.

Oh, and if you’re wondering about Lori Harvey, she dropped flame emojis in support of the album on her InstaStory that immediately shut down wildly spreading breakup rumors on social media.

https://twitter.com/DaMisogynyBible/status/1249967698890670080

Peep the Twitter hysteria over Future’s latest album drop on the flip.

“Future Hendrix time has come…

“Thou thot must go back from whence she once emerged. To the streets she belongeth, and to the streets she shall return”
– Gospel of Nayvadius, 5:15

#HighOffLife” – Amen

“Future just dropped high off life. That’s ironic because I was high off life when I was with you. Life was good when I was with you, and now I’m posted with my demons because It was hard to choose one. I was too comfortable, but now I’ve accepted my flaws.” – so poetic

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