There’s only 1 episode left in Season 1 of “P-Valley” that’s been an addictive mishmash of skripper glittery theatrics, scammy shenanigans, shaky alliances and shady deals deep down in the Mississippi Delta.
After a brief intermission, we picked up with Uncle Clifford using Mercedes’s crooked wigged Bible thumper of a mama to lead a rally against the casino threatening the Pynk.
With this stirring up all sorts of chaos across town, the sleazy Mayor tightens his grip on the club by moving up the auction date despite Uncle Clifford’s desperate attempts to slow down the process.
This leads Uncle Clifford to gather the girls for prayer on the last night (or not?) that brings back bottom bish Mercedes on a packed night that attracts the mystery man on Autumn/Hailey’s trail.
There’s also Miss Mississippi‘s newfound fame and, uh, fake baeship with buzzing local rapper Lil Murda who struggles to overcome his stage fright before romancing his boo Uncle Clifford in the countriest way ever.
We, once again, see Tyler Lepley (who plays club bouncer Diamond) giving Mississippi the secks eyes and Andre nearly entangling with Hailey/Autumn at the club before running home to his attention-deprived wife who popped up to surprise.
And yes, they have the secks–very awkward married secks–that pales in comparison to his spicy phone secks scene with Hailey/Autumn who finds herself back where she started when her past pops up in the Pynk.
A past that involves a gun and lots of cash that she’s been depositing into her accounts in a reckless scam spree that we knew would swerve left.
Oh yes, the finale is about to be some red hot Mississippi MESS that we’re sure will build on the amazing writing, acting, directing and choreography of Season 1.
How do feel about Autumn’s past finally catching up to her? What are your predictions for the finale? Tell us in the comments and peep the funniest, wildest and messiest tweets from the latest episode on the flip.
๐ญ We gotta save The Pynk yโall #PValley pic.twitter.com/fevmWDXeKN
— Briana Diamondโจ (@Brielieve) August 28, 2020
“We gotta save The Pynk yโall” – WE DO
Uncle cliff and lil murda came tipping out them trees like… #PValley pic.twitter.com/au6cOSkkWk
— Aesthetically Comedic (@bey_great_noh8) August 30, 2020
“Uncle cliff and lil murda came tipping out them trees like…” – mmhmmm
First of all … LMFAOOOOOO #Pvalley pic.twitter.com/ejp3gFu62D
— GloriouslyTori ๐๐ (@GloriouslyTori_) August 30, 2020
“First of all … LMFAOOOOOO” – haaaaaa
Us at home when Andre wife said โyou missed me, didnโt youโ ๐ญ๐คฃ#PValley pic.twitter.com/IGhozGsXSc
— Kala Nicole ๐ค (@KayyRoyaal) August 30, 2020
“Us at home when Andre wife said โyou missed me, didnโt youโ – awkwaaaaard
When we all saw Keyshawn Babydaddy .. #PValley pic.twitter.com/ZL1UokU2xg
— Kay.Aioki ๐ (@Kay_Westtt) August 30, 2020
“When we all saw Keyshawn Babydaddy” – HATEEEEE him
We are here for Uncle Clifford leading the March on Chucalissa #PValley pic.twitter.com/el2mkDH8RM
— KAM โ๐พ๐ช๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐๐พโโ๏ธ๐คด๐พโ๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ (@Chosen_K1) August 30, 2020
“We are here for Uncle Clifford leading the March on Chucalissa” – *raises fist*
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Uncle Clifford got the titties out tonight, yes maโam #PValley pic.twitter.com/oHtnS24LYs
— Well bless ya thotty little hearts (@So_Shiy) August 30, 2020
“Uncle Clifford got the t*tties out tonight, yes maโam” – you know what…
Me going to tell my man to put some Christmas lights in the car #PValley pic.twitter.com/zOrVDJSQFY
— ๐๐ผ๐ฏ๐๐บ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐ผ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ข๐ผ (@SoftGlamGod) August 30, 2020
“Me going to tell my man to put some Christmas lights in the car” – get what you deserve, boo
manifesting a Diamond and Miss Mississippi sex scene before the end of the season. #PValley pic.twitter.com/KrWvejgA4v
— ๐๐๐ (@ronthacreator) August 30, 2020
“manifesting a Diamond and Miss Mississippi sex scene before the end of the season.” – yesssss
Me when Gidget ruined my only chance to see Mississippi and diamond kiss๐ #PValley pic.twitter.com/i1kNyTYGTV
— fiifisworld (@FiifiDadzie3) August 30, 2020
“Me when Gidget ruined my only chance to see Mississippi and diamond kiss” – mannnnn we were waiting for WEEKS
I bet Eloise be in the Mayorโs office like #PValley #PValleyStarz pic.twitter.com/CqTV5AQl7d
— ๐ฃ #BreonnaTaylor (@iammikedspeaks) August 30, 2020
“I bet Eloise be in the Mayorโs office like #PValley” – you know she does
The lights, the weed, the pecan whiskey #PValley pic.twitter.com/KEGBg1m3RS
— Vibrators and chicken alfredo (@JijGigiJiwapo) August 30, 2020
“The lights, the weed, the pecan whiskey” – so romantical
"country boy, home bread. raised off corn bread" #PValley #PValleyStarz pic.twitter.com/lNDoGjbEVs
— cinnabon titties (@damekayla) August 30, 2020
“”country boy, home bread. raised off corn bread” – JAM
I'm loving this prayer!!! ๐ ๐ ๐ "Lord bring all the drug dealers and scammers!!" #PValley #PValleyStarz pic.twitter.com/5QqoEeifwp
— Ms_Twerkulence (@shes_funny_81) August 30, 2020
I’m loving this prayer!!! “Lord bring all the drug dealers and scammers!!” – AMEN!
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