Pettiest Tweets From The Final Biden-Trump Presidential Debate
*Orange Man Lies & Lies & Lies* Pettiest Tweets From The Final Biden-Trump Debate
Last night’s final Presidential debate between 74-year-old 5th grader Donald Tr*mp and former Vice President Joe Biden was a slightly more watchable spectacle where Biden, once again, proved he’s the adult in the room with honor, decency and actual PLANS compared to Trump who lied and lied and lied (and lied) while reminding everyone that he requires adult supervision at all times.
At this point, it’s clear who the best choice is between the two at a stressfully uncertain time in America where COVID continues to spike SEVEN WHOLE MONTHS into a preventable pandemic.
On COVID-19:
Trump: âI caught it. I learned a lot ⌠We have to recover. We canât close up our nation.â
Biden: “If you hear nothing else I say tonight hear this … Anyone whoâs responsible for that many deaths should not remain as president of United States of America.”
Biden: “This is the same fellow told you this is going to end by Easter last time. This is the same fellow who told you that, donât worry, weâre going to end this by the summer. Weâre about to go into a dark winter, a dark winter, and he has no clear plan.”
Biden: “He says we’re learning to live with it. People are learning to die with it”
Trump on his unreleased taxes:
“Deep down in the IRS, they treat me horribly. We made a deal. It was all settled until I decided to run for president. I get treated very badly by the IRS. Very unfairly.
But we had a deal all done. As soon as we’re completed with the deal â I want to release it. But I have paid millions and millions of dollars. And it’s worse than paying. I paid in advance. It’s called prepaying your taxes.”
China:
Trump: “I take full responsibility. It’s not my fault that it came here. It’s China’s fault. And you know what, it’s not Joe’s fault that it came here either.”
(“I take full responsibility…it’s China’s fault” – hmmmmmmm)
Russia:
No one has been tougher on Russia. ~ @realdonaldtrump pic.twitter.com/JxMSMSsNyV
— Private Joker, USMC (@Infantry0300) October 23, 2020
Trump says no one has been tougher on Russia than him, I nearly choked to death on Skittles.
— Jo â¤ď¸đ§Ąđđđđ (@Jo_G640518_) October 23, 2020
DJT: Thereâs been nobody tougher on Russia than me.
And all of America laughed at him.
— Hil.i.am (@hilaryluros) October 23, 2020
North Korea:
Biden: âHeâs legitimized North Korea. Heâs talked about his good buddy (leader Kim Jong Un), whoâs a thug. And he talks about how weâre better off when North Korea is much more capable of firing a missile that is able to reach U.S. territory.â
Trump: âYou know what? North Korea – weâre not in a war. We have a good relationship.â
Biden: âWe had a good relationship with Hitler before he in fact invaded Europe. Come on.â
Healthcare:
Trump: âIâd like to terminate Obamacare… come up with better health care, always protecting people with preexisting conditions.â
Biden: âWeâre going to make sure weâre in a situation where weâre actually going to protect preexisting conditions. … [Trumpâs] never come up with a plan.â
If you haven’t already voted there’s still time or you could just wait until November 3rd–Election Day–that’s sure to have a record turnout across the country.
How do you feel about last night’s debate? Who won? Tell us in the comments and peep the pettiest tweets on the flip.
Just a hint https://t.co/SF9YZeAvR2 pic.twitter.com/gQmgB9yJ8u
— Jordy (@JordanElise___) October 23, 2020
“âTHE LEAST RACIST PERSONâ… this n*gga Trump said he got a splash of racist lmfao” – JUST A TEENCH
Trump used his Rush card to prepay his taxes
— Crooked Letter Y L V I A (@SylviaObell) October 23, 2020
“Trump used his Rush card to prepay his taxes” – “prepay taxes” Sir, PLEASE
"I'm not racist, I can't even see who's in the audience cause its so dark" pic.twitter.com/P3ZoEo1WQf
— Tune (@CartuneNetwerk) October 23, 2020
“”I’m not racist, I can’t even see who’s in the audience cause its so dark” – Trump is just…
I know we hate a "Melania HATES him" narrative BUT I MEAN pic.twitter.com/dpXKEOe2So
— Pa-skull đ (@WalnutDust) October 23, 2020
“I know we hate a “Melania HATES him” narrative BUT I MEAN” – another reminded that she does, indeed, hate him
Omg. She used to date Don Jr. He supposedly wanted to marry her. pic.twitter.com/UeWWoOYPsC
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) October 23, 2020
“Omg. She used to date Don Jr. He supposedly wanted to marry her.” – Aubrey on fire
The fly backstage waiting for the right time to show out #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/4CRxyfNGNi
— The Last đ (@JuSLIKEMIKE911) October 23, 2020
“The fly backstage waiting for the right time to show out” – haaaaa
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That poor podium. pic.twitter.com/w0vRNnn12y
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 23, 2020
“That poor podium.” – it didn’t deserve that
Abraham Lincoln in hell everytime yâall mention him in the debates pic.twitter.com/hcIwetlS9H
— yes, iâm 5â9. (@SmdSzn) October 23, 2020
“Abraham Lincoln in hell everytime yâall mention him in the debates” – every single time
Me on the IRS' website looking for the 'pre-pay' option #Debates2020 pic.twitter.com/2DGKu4x9xm
— kevikev (@KevCoke6) October 23, 2020
“Me on the IRS’ website looking for the ‘pre-pay’ option” – when you find it let us know
— Mđ (@makeenz) October 23, 2020
There’s a 0% chance Trump was doing anything other than scribble-srabbling on that paper
— Pooch (@VeeAlmighty) October 23, 2020
Things can only get better from here
Trump talks likes heâs in a Love & Hip Hop confessional. #Debates2020
— k a r y. (@itsKARY_) October 23, 2020
“Trump talks likes heâs in a Love & Hip Hop confessional.” – it’s so cringey
Biden gotta start letting the choppa sing on Trumpâs family. I wouldâve had pictures showing why each of his kids ainât shit! #Debates2020
— á´ á´ĘĘá´Ę (@callmedollar) October 23, 2020
“Biden gotta start letting the choppa sing on Trumpâs family. I wouldâve had pictures showing why each of his kids ainât sh*t!” – he refuses to stoop to Trump’s level and it’s actually refreshing
Biden's CTE aint flaring up, he's locked in.
— Ahmedđ¸đ´/A&R for Griselda Records (@big_business_) October 23, 2020
“Biden’s CTE aint flaring up, he’s locked in.” – he was impressive
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