How To Spot A Douchebag

How To Spot A Douchebag

Ladies, don’t fall for it.

You may think certain guys are nice on first glance, but hark, there are some sure signs that the guy you’re looking at is a clear and present d-bag. So you don’t get caught in a sticky situation, we pointed out a few tell-tale signs that a guy may be a douche. Here are some things only d-bags rock in the year of our Lord 2012.

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Ed Hardy – Bedazzled shirts, dog? You’re the worst. [bossip_ad_a]

Jorts – It’s never that hot. Ever.[bossip_ad_a]

Grills –2003 called. It wants its dumb gimmick back. [bossip_ad_a]

Full Body Tattoos – They’re actually kind of cool in 2012, but by 2028, they’ll be a tell-tale d bag sign. [bossip_ad_a]

Bluetooth – Just use the phone like a normal person. Yes, brain cancer is worth it to not look like a douche. [bossip_ad_a]

Man Purses – LOOK AT HIM! [bossip_ad_a]

Skinny Jeans – Just wear some normal jeans. Let your nuggets breathe. Nobody likes what you have going on. [bossip_ad_a]

Excessive Tanner – Yes, you are the worst kind of people. Nothing good ever comes from professional tanners. [bossip_ad_a]

Basically Anything Lil Wayne Wears To Basketball Games – He looks like a character from Hey Arnold. Never will that ever be cool.[bossip_ad_a]

Wife Beaters in Public – Put on a damn shirt. [bossip_ad_a]

Waves – Don’t rock waves in 2012. Leave in the mid-90s. [bossip_ad_a]

Backwards Hats – Are you guarding your back eyes?[bossip_ad_a]

Soulja Boy Shades [bossip_ad_a]

Tall Tees [bossip_ad_a]