Women Who Would Make Great Flicks
We know you know by now, but Mimi Faust’s freaky flick preview came out yesterday and everyone is talking about it. Most importantly, people are talking about Mimi hanging from the shower rod like some super freak or something. While that’s well and good, here are some women who could put out superior performances.
Nicki Minaj – She talks all that freaky stuff so she might as well show it off.
Lil Kim (from the 90s) – It’d be nice to see what she was talking about in her day. Not so much anymore.
Paula Patton – She talks about her and Robin Thicke and how they used to get it poppin’…let’s see it!
Draya – Since she had so much to say, why don’t she just give us a clip?
Coco – Her and Ice T should just let those home videos loose for the savages.
Serena Williams – If Mimi can do those pull-ups just imagine what Serena can pull off.
Beyonce – You ever seen a Serfbort in real life? Might as well let us see it.
K. Michelle – There are probably some floating around. She talks a big game so what’s good?
Taraji – She looks like she has some tricks up her sleeves, too.
Ciara – Just look at all that. She’ll put Mimi to shame…once she gets off of maternity leave.
Janet Jackson – Give us “Ms. Jackson if you nasty” era Janet and we’ll roll.