February 12, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheel: 2 University Of Maryland Students Die In Murder-Suicide After Shooter Opens Fire On Off-Campus Dorm
January 15, 2013 Protect Ya Neck! 18 Severed Human Heads Discovered In Package At Chicago O’Hare Airport
December 27, 2012 Update: Crazed Gunman Who Shot 4 Firefighters After Setting Fire To A House To Lure Them To Their Deaths Left Suicide Note “I Like Killing People”
December 19, 2012 End Of Days: Chinese Cops Pop Over 100 Christian Cult Members For Harassing People About Mayan Apocalyptic Prophecy
December 18, 2012 11-Year-Old Boy Brings Gun To School And Tells Classmates His Parents Gave It To Him For Protection Following Newtown Massacre
December 5, 2012 Jesus Take The T.V.: Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Neck With A Rifle After Fight Over “Walking Dead”
November 15, 2012 Jesus Take The Spoon: German Man Finds Count Chocula Mummified Bat In His Morning Bowl Of Cereal
November 11, 2012 Recession Is Real: Desperate Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Off Balcony As Foreclosure Agents Walk Into Her Apartment
November 8, 2012 End Of Days: Nor’easter Slams New York And New Jersey Less Than One Week After Sandy’s Destruction!
November 2, 2012 End Of Days: NY And NJ Residents Wait Three Or More Hours In Massive Lines For Gasoline Rations And Limited Bus Service
October 31, 2012 Holy Gwapamole! Superstorm Sandy Could Cost Country $50 Billion In Damages And Lost Business
October 29, 2012 Get Well: Brooklyn Woman Badly Injured After Being Struck In The Head By Falling Tree As Hurricane Sandy Approaches
October 18, 2012 Mittens Caught Red Handed Encouraging Business Owners To ‘Influence’ Their Employees Vote!
September 1, 2012 Shocking Images Of Tombs, Huge Rats And Rooftops In The Aftermath Of Hurricane Isaac!