April 26, 2011 Knock It Off: New Bill Will Fine Fugazi Shoppers Coppin’ That Fucci, Fouis Fuitton, And Frada
April 25, 2011 Flight Attendants And Passengers Catch Fade With A Psycho Attempting To Hijack An Airplane
April 21, 2011 Kush Chronic-les: Homeless Man Stabs Woman After She Reprimands Man For Smoking In The Subway
April 20, 2011 What Were You Thinking?? Intern Says He Didn’t Steal Ten Gs From Steve Harvey, But He’ll Pay It Back
April 18, 2011 Carmelo And The Knicks Give Game 1 To The Celtics At The Hands Of Jesus Shuttlesworth Ray Allen
April 15, 2011 Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Woman Who Witheld Cancer Meds From Her Son Sentenced To 8-10 Years In Prison!!
April 15, 2011 Like A Cop Car??? Weezy F. Baby’s Security Team Is Charged With Impersonating Police Officers!!
April 14, 2011 Jesus Take The Wheel: Teenager Commits Suicide After Accidentally Shooting His Girlfriend While Cleaning His Gun!
April 9, 2011 Random Ridiculousness: These Elf Crazed Freaks Are Paying Hundreds Of Dollars For Ear Sculpting!!!
April 7, 2011 Say It Ain’t So!! President Obama’s Hawaiian Homeboy Gets Popped Paying For The Poon-Tang!
April 6, 2011 Fill In The Blank: President Obama Will Be Working With _________ On His 2012 Re-Election Campaign
April 4, 2011 Sh*t Is Realer In Afghanistan, Thanks To That Ignorant Qu’ran Burning Pastor In Florida
April 3, 2011 This Ain’t Winning: Detroit Finds Out The Hard Way That Charlie Sheen Is Not Funny… At All
March 29, 2011 You Can’t Be Serious…Friends Of Dead Homie Steal His Coffin And Bring It To A Soccer Game In Colombia!!