April 2, 2020 People Ain’t Isht: Dr. Fauci Forced To Beef Up Security As Far-Right MAGA Bootlickers Threaten His Life For Telling The Truth
March 21, 2020 CODEC Copulation: Company Calms Coronavirus-Fearing Customers, Antibacterial Sex Robots Are Safe To Smash To Smithereens
March 16, 2020 ATL Mayor Keisha Lance-Bottoms Declares State Of Emergency Over Coronavirus, Bans Public Gatherings
March 12, 2020 Game Over: NCAA Announces That March Madness Basketball Tournament Is Canceled Due To Coronavirus Pandemic
March 4, 2020 Milky Malevolence: Joe Biden’s Stage Rushed By Anti-Dairy Protesters, Jill Biden Goes Mr. Miyagi, Symone Sanders Goes Marsha Warfield [Video]
March 2, 2020 Afraid In The A: HBO Releases Teaser For New 5-Part Documentary ‘Atlanta’s Missing and Murdered: The Lost Children’ [Video]
February 22, 2020 Do Tell: Florida Man Convicted Of Killing Unarmed Black Man Attacked In Prison With Lock-In-Sock
January 14, 2020 Freak-uent Flyer Miles: American Airlines Employee Got Passenger’s Number From Luggage And Sent Over 100 Stalker-ish Texts
January 10, 2020 GTFOHWTBS: Gwen Berry Claps Back At Int’l Olympic Committee For Banning Any And All Protests In 2020
January 7, 2020 Jesus Take The Wheel: Toddler Seen Precariously Walking On Ledge Outside Of Tall Apartment Building [Video]
December 13, 2019 Hell Naw, Shawty: Creepy McCreeper Hacks Family’s Doorbell Monitor, Talks To Father And Young Daugther [Video]
November 21, 2019 This Is AmeriKKKa: Wide-Spread Panic Spreads Through Syracuse University Over White Supremacist Manifesto
November 1, 2019 Boo, Friend! Megan Thee Stallion Keeps Her Scary Streak Alive With ‘Hottieween’ Episode 3 “Hot Girl S#!t” [Video]
October 31, 2019 Come Back, Friend! Megan Thee Stallion Unleashes ‘Hottieween Episode 2: Suck A Neck’ [Video]
October 29, 2019 Shook Ones: ‘Joker’ Screening Evacuated In Panic When Man Stands Up, Grabs Chest, Screams “Allahu Akbar”
