June 26, 2011 In Random Mid-Life Crisis News: Jennifer Anniston Gets Tat-Tat-Tatted Up To Remember Her ___________
June 24, 2011 Al Qaeda By Any Other Name…Info Surfaces Revealing That Bin Laden Wanted To Remix His Terrorist Image
June 23, 2011 Angry Man Hops Barricade In NYC And Knocks Justin Bieber To The Ground In An Attempt To Catch Fade
June 23, 2011 In White Folks Who Rebuke The Sober Life News: Blohan Is Still Getting Slizzard On House Arrest
June 21, 2011 Look What Breezy Done Started: Soulja Boy Does Some Dumb, Semi-Permanent Ish To His Hair Too
June 14, 2011 The Side-Eye: Shady Miami Herald Runs A “Congratulations” Ad For Shady Heat Team Winning Even Though They Lost!!
June 13, 2011 The Epitome Of A Bad Daughter: Girl Kills Her Father With A Pickax In Order To Get His Social Security Benefits
June 12, 2011 Dumb Politician Chronicles: Anthony Weiner Checks Into Rehab For Sexting Addiction But Still Won’t Quit
June 9, 2011 UPDATE: Only One Of The Four Punk-A** Cowards Will Plead Guilty To The Murder Of Georgia Teen Bobby Tillman
June 8, 2011 Dirty Dog Diaries: Congressman Anthony “Show You My” Weiner’s Wife Is 3 Months Pregnant!!
June 8, 2011 In White Folks News: Actor Nicolas Cage’s Son Has Been Hospitalized For A Mental Evaluation!!
June 8, 2011 What The Hell?!?! Police Search For 2 Florida Women Who Stole 75 Deodorants From A Grocery Store!
June 7, 2011 You Ain’t ISHT: Alaska Man Catches Fade With A 7 Year-Old Girl, Beats Her Unconscious And Steals Her Bicycle!!
June 4, 2011 Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Oklahoma Woman Pleads Guilty To Daughter’s Death After Smoking Crystal Meth With Her!!!
June 2, 2011 Bolitics: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Ruffles A Lot Of Feathers With His Hypocritical Helicopter Ride!
June 1, 2011 Caught Creepin’: The Ohio State University Quarterback Terrelle Pryor Charged With Driving On Suspended License Amid Ethics Scandal
June 1, 2011 Owner Says Of Wankster Who Shot Up His Parked Plane: “His Mugshot Doesn’t Strike You As … Responsible Working Citizen”
May 31, 2011 Holy Lorena Bobbit Batman! Woman In Bangladesh Severs Her Neighbors Penis For Harrassing Her!!