Every time we come across one of these “Jesus Take The Wheel” stories, we think “nothing could ever turn our stomachs and disgust us even more.”

Even with the NBA lockout, this young lady’s dad wrapped up the best year of his career in 2011. But while he was on the court winning, she was off doing hoodrat isht with her friends and developing a drug habit. Can you guess whose child this is?

He’s only 17 but Justin Bieber and his 18-year-old girlfriend Selena Gomez are actively plotting on a flock of kids.