June 17, 2011 Twitter Files: 50 Cent Throws A Tantrum And Decides He’s Not Friends With His Label Anymore
June 12, 2011 Exclusive: NFL Impersonator Popped On South Beach After Running Up $2600 Bar Tab He Couldn’t Pay
June 12, 2011 Dumb Politician Chronicles: Anthony Weiner Checks Into Rehab For Sexting Addiction But Still Won’t Quit
June 6, 2011 Exclusive: Which “Surprise Guest” Was Too Busy Smashing Beckys To Support His Homie At Summer Jam??
June 1, 2011 Ho Sit Down: The Parents Television Council Is Shocked That Rih Rih’s “Man Down” Video Depicts Murder
June 1, 2011 Owner Says Of Wankster Who Shot Up His Parked Plane: “His Mugshot Doesn’t Strike You As … Responsible Working Citizen”
May 29, 2011 Hi Hater: Pakistani President Pervez Musharaff Is Poppin’ That Yang, Mad He Gets No Glory On Bin Laden Shooting
May 2, 2011 Ho Sit Down: That Wankster The Donald Is Still Talking About His “Many Many Black Friends”
April 26, 2011 Still Talking That Yang: Now Toupee Face Has Something To Say About Our President’s Education
April 20, 2011 Random Ridiculousness: Game Gets Detained In Canada On His Way To Perform Because Of A Janky Promoter
February 12, 2011 Word On The Egyptian Streets Is That Hosni Mubarak Was Making It Rain On Them Hoes During His Dictatorship!