We stan daddy’s lil savage Lori Harvey who blessed us with another spectacular thirst trap featuring her flawlessly water-glistened abs in the latest of several Twitter-shattering pics that sent fans, creeps and super creeps into a frenzy.
Laaawd she bad and reminded everyone that she’s the bad bish supreme in a competitive industry filled with professional thirst trappers like Draya, Saweetie, Dream Doll and Summer Walker who raise the baddie bar with each quarantine photoshoot.
As for her workout routine (which probably doesn’t include quarantine snacks), we NEED that ASAP so we can be FINE fine when outside FINALLY re-opens.
Peep the Twitter hysteria over Lori Harvey’s latest ELITE thirst trap on the flip.
“Dear Lori Harvey,
I blocked my husband on here so I could tell you that I am free on Monday. Please DM me. Monday is when i’ll be free because I have nothing to do on monday because i am free monday.” – we’re also free. Just sayin
“Can we please come out of Lockdown with Lori Harvey ‘s body” – if we could only stop eating snacks in quarantine
“Every time I’m about to eat my quarantine snacks and I bump into a picture of Lori Harvey…” – those abs made us through our honeybun away
“Imagine being so fine that your armpit look better than most faces… Lori Harvey is the baddest and it’s not even close!” – finest armpit ever
“You know what hurts? I used to have a body just like Lori Harvey, now I have a body like Steve Harvey. Upset.” – we feel your pain, sis
“The quarantining girls that just gained 20 lbs lookin at Lori Harvey” – she’s somethin’ special
“Lori Harvey got me ready to do 300 sit ups tomorrow” – we already started ours
“Everytime Lori Harvey trends I get mad anxiety that she could be pregnant.
Lord PLEASE let her ovaries be f*ckboy resistant.” – we know MarJorie taught her better than this
Lori so bad she doesn’t even bother with captions on her pics. We stan.