It seems like every day there’s a new swirly couple running around. And these days it seems like the celebrity Becky’s are going out and getting some Mandingos.
There used to be a time when the rich brothers were grabbing up no-name white chicks, now it seems to have switched. Take a look at the most famous swirly white women.
Madonna – Before she had the young swirly thing she has now, Madonna was getting it in with the wacky a$$ Dennis Rodman. He was definitely piping those cakes down before Madonna turned into Skeletor and was moderately attractive.
Elizabeth Taylor – The late Liz had her fair share of men that had an open shot at those cakes. Some of them were definitely men of color. Let’s also not forget her…unique…relationship with Michael Jackson who, yes, was still technically Black. (WENN)
Heidi Klum – She’s probably the most famous swirly celebrity out there. Klum and Seal had that super special marriage for years. They’re the swirly married couple poster children.
Elin Nordegren (and every other chick that Tiger Woods banged) – Elin was a super hot model and nanny before Tiger came into the picture. She swirled it up with him, but really what relationship/chop down involving Tiger doesn’t have to do with a white chick?
Carmen Electra – She was also part of the Dennis Rodman Pipe-Taking Fan Club, but before that, Prince was making it purple rain all over them drawls. Who wouldn’t, though? (WENN)
Coco – Yes, she’s swirling…technically. Even though Ice T is a light-skinned(ed) brotha he still counts. Coco loves her man and even has a TV show to prove it. Those cakes, though? She could be purple and Ice T would be a happy man.
Kendra Wilkinson – She always had a little flavor to her. How’d she go from old a$$ Hugh Heffner to a Black NFL player? Whatever works out for you, lady. (Splash)
Miley Cyrus – The whitest girl on your television is down with the brown. She was seen with this young and tender while out and about a while ago. We wonder how long it’ll last. Of course, her brother is the one making the crazy a$$ decisions.
Katy Perry – Katy’s had her history of loving up on Black guys, most recently (before her marriage to Russell Brand) her relationship with Travis Mccoy from Gym Class Heroes. She really digs the homeless look, doesn’t she?
Nicole Kidman – After she quit being Tom Cruise’s mustache, Nicole went on to Lenny Kravitz and even was rumored to be with Q-Tip (the rapper, kids) for a little fling. #Random. Maybe the guys dig her accent. (WENN)
Khloe Kardashian – Those Kardashians love themselves some Black men. Khloe went and grabbed Lamar Odom from the Lakers and put his nuts in her coin purse. That’s how you get em, Khloe.
Kim Kardashian – Kimmy Cakes has damn sure had her number of Black men. We even got to watch her get chopped down by one. And no, we’ll never forget it. You may have her now, Kris, but she wasn’t always yours.
Paris Hilton – Well she’s been with so many men that there’s no point in singling out any race. But she’s been swirling since she was probably eight. See, this picture with Fiddy? Yeah, he chopped it down. But she’s not the only white girl that mixed it up with him.
Chelsea Handler – Yup. She loves rapper schlong in her life. It’s all she talks about. Of course, the most high-profile rapper on the list was 50. Try sleeping tonight with that mental image.