January 10, 2011 Police Find Evidence That Jared Loughner Had Been Planning His Shooting Spree For At Least 3 Years!!
January 8, 2011 Islamics Insurgents Forbid Men And Women To Even Shake Hands, Speak, Or Even WALK Together!
January 7, 2011 Senator Charles Grassley Concludes His 3 Year Investigation On Rich Televangelists And Guess What He Found???
January 6, 2011 “Doogie Howser” Talks Ish About Queen’s Performance On The People’s Choice Awards…TO HER FACE!!
December 29, 2010 Brett “Wait-Til-You-See-My-@%&#” Favre Fined 50 Stacks By NFL For “Failure To Cooperate”
December 20, 2010 Bolitics As Usual: The State Of New York Hits Gov. Paterson With A Fine Of Over 60 Grand For Accpeting Free Yankees Tickets!!
December 16, 2010 Atlanta Customs Agent Popped For Running Almost $3 Million Dollars Worth Of Ecstasy
December 15, 2010 Coon Of The Day: Senator Indicted For Buying Bentley’s, Dinners, And A Petting Zoo!?!?!?
December 2, 2010 Put On Blast: Sammy Exposes His Janky Ex-Manager’s Suspect A$$ For FAWKING Up His Career
November 24, 2010 Yeezy Strikes Again… Rapper Launches Verbal Attack On Taylor Swift And Matt Lauer During Live Performance
November 19, 2010 End Of Days: To Abort, Or Not To Abort SMH… Couple Posts Website Allowing The Public To Decide The Fate Of Their Fetus