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May 26th, 2011
3:25 PM EST

Breaking News: Bishop Long Strokey Poke Finally Agrees To Cut The Check, Reaches Settlement With Accusers

Bishop Eddie Long, his lawyers and his shady hair pieces have finally landed on the magic number to make ol’ Long Strokey Poke’s boy-seducing ways disappear.

May 22nd, 2011
12:17 PM EST

Pure Comedy: Even Faux News Head Honchos Think Sarah Palin Is An Idiot And The Republicans Are Out There Fawking Up

Poor thang! It might just be time for Sarah Palin to take her maverick a$$ back to Alaska, where none of us have to worry about her at all anymore.

March 22nd, 2011
7:47 AM EST

Good News/Bad News: Our Efforts In Libya Are Almost Over, But…

The Allied Forces who went into Libya last over the weekend to protect the people against Psycho Ghadafi would have loved to have us believe this was gonna go down without any real danger to U.S., French, British and other

March 18th, 2011
9:57 AM EST

In Dysfunctional White Folks News: Billy Ray Cyrus & Miley’s Mama Bring The Family Back Together

After all that inter-family slander, blocking of interviews, bong hits and random Miley skankiness, the Cyruses are back to being one happy family.

February 26th, 2011
9:25 AM EST

In White Folks News: Kelsey Grammer Weds Lil Young Unattractive Thang In NYC By A Drag Queen

Well this sounds like it was a great time:

Kelsey Grammer’s bride (his fourth) wore white

November 3rd, 2010
4:08 PM EST

Poor RihRih! Pop Star Brings Her Sad Face, Snot And Tears To Head Of State Funeral

RihRih returned to Barbados for the funeral of Prime Minister David Thompson today.

November 1st, 2010
3:03 PM EST

In White Folks News: Six-Months Pregnant Lily Allen Suffers Second Miscarriage

This is so sad. British singer Lily Allen lost her unborn baby this weekend.

Lily Allen’s spokesman says the singer has suffered a miscarriage six months into her pregnancy.

October 17th, 2010
10:08 AM EST

Guess What T.I. Did After His Sad Sad Moment In Time Friday

Faced with 11 months in jail – including Christmas without the Cottle-Harris brood – and, we’re sure, subconscious thoughts about time that his gangsta b*tch boo might have some time away from the kids too, T.I. had a moment of

October 15th, 2010
4:55 PM EST

BREAKING NEWS: Tip’s Headed Back To The Clink For Almost A Year!!!

T.I. went to court ready to fight today! Six lawyers, two days off a random act of heroic kindness, interviews about how he’s been touched by God, a teary apology. He was READY!

September 11th, 2010
1:54 PM EST

Kimora Sad About About Split From Baby Phat … But She’s Got Plenty Cookin’ In The Oven

Kimora won’t say she was dumped by Baby Phat’s parent company, but she is definitely crushed by the split. Poor thang! Keep reading for her words on the subject and the full body shot that had us wondering more about

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