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October 18th, 2011
1:54 PM EST

Congratulations! Paula Patton Is The Newest Celebrity Ambassador For Cover Girl

Paula Patton has some good news, as even more people are recognizing her beauty.

October 17th, 2011
4:50 PM EST
October 12th, 2011
9:07 AM EST

BUSTED!! The Obama Administration Pops Iranian Terrorists Plotting To Kill Saudi U.S. Ambassador In Washington, D.C.

This is Adel Al-Jubeir, the Saudi Ambassador that Iran planned to kill on U.S. soil.

August 26th, 2011
5:10 PM EST

In White Folks News: Charlize Theron Will Probably Be One Of Those “White Folks With Black Babies” Soon

Pay attention fellas: this might be your chance to get your K-Fraud on.

August 23rd, 2011
11:54 AM EST

Breaking News: Libyan Rebels Have Captured Gadhafi Compund…”Gadhafi Is Nearly Finished”

As Libyan rebels fought to consolidate their hold on Tripoli on Monday and early Tuesday, reports emerged that two sons of Libya’s longtime leader were free despite earlier reports that rebels had captured them.

July 23rd, 2011
1:06 PM EST

BREAKING NEWS: Amy Winehouse Found Dead In Her London Apartment!!

R.I.P. Amy Winehouse September 14, 1983-July 23, 2011

May 26th, 2011
3:25 PM EST

Breaking News: Bishop Long Strokey Poke Finally Agrees To Cut The Check, Reaches Settlement With Accusers

Bishop Eddie Long, his lawyers and his shady hair pieces have finally landed on the magic number to make ol’ Long Strokey Poke’s boy-seducing ways disappear.

May 22nd, 2011
12:17 PM EST

Pure Comedy: Even Faux News Head Honchos Think Sarah Palin Is An Idiot And The Republicans Are Out There Fawking Up

Poor thang! It might just be time for Sarah Palin to take her maverick a$$ back to Alaska, where none of us have to worry about her at all anymore.