March 1, 2011 Illuminati Quote Of The Day: “They’ve Already Dominated The World, They Don’t Need A Rapper Member”
January 31, 2011 For The Stans: Gwyneth Paltrow Says Beyonce Is “The Most Talented Human Being On The Planet”
December 18, 2010 Hi Hater: Ciara Says “Hell Yeah I’m Going Hollyweird…I Wanna Make That Hollyweird Scrilla”
November 30, 2010 The Bullsh*t Dream Team: D-Wade, Bron Bron, Bosh, & ‘Em Blame The Coach “He Doesn’t Let Us Be Ourselves”
November 23, 2010 Camel Swears Off ‘D’Evils’ Of ‘Politics As Usual,’ “I Still Think It’s A Bunch Of Liars”
November 23, 2010 The Pope Clarifies His Comments On Condoms, Says Male Prostitutes Need To Strap The Jimmy Hat On Extra Tight
October 1, 2010 Quote Of The Day: King James Says Of The Decision Backlash “It’s Always, You Know, A Race Factor”
September 28, 2010 Quote Of The Day: “Bringing About Change Is Hard — That’s What I Said During The Campaign”
September 15, 2010 Quote Of The Day: Clinton Portis Comments On Cakey-Latina Sports Reporter Ines Sainz, NFL Forces Apology
August 1, 2010 Foxy Brown: “That Ho Is Lying!! How Could I Pull Down My Pants And Moon Her If I Wasn’t Rockin Any DRAWLS!!”
July 25, 2010 BronBron: “Ain’t Nothing Changed! I’m The Same Dude From Ohio That I Was Years Ago…I Just Wanna Win”
March 16, 2010 ChitChatter: Gilbert Arenas Says He Was Holding 500 Firearms At His Crib, He Deserves To Be Punished