Future Drops New Album "High Off Life," Sends Twitter Into A TIZZY
High Off Life: Fertile Philanderer Future Drops Another Misogyny Masterpiece, Sends Twitter Into A Toxic TIZZY
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After weeks of messy promo and a not-very-shocking baby mama reveal, Toxic King Future dropped his latest misogyny masterpiece that blessed his ever-growing f-boy flock while serving as a much needed distraction from the ongoing pandemic.
Blessed with headphone-rattling production and a slew of notable features, the 36-year-old father of 8 (9? MORE??) delivered another codeine-coated collection of slappers that launched the buzzy project to certified Gold status in 30 minutes.
Oh, and if you’re wondering about Lori Harvey, she dropped flame emojis in support of the album on her InstaStory that immediately shut down wildly spreading breakup rumors on social media.
https://twitter.com/DaMisogynyBible/status/1249967698890670080
Peep the Twitter hysteria over Future’s latest album drop on the flip.
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https://twitter.com/DaMisogynyBible/status/1249967698890670080
The Future Hive might be the most creative stans in the game
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“Men everywhere sending their girl to the streets after listening to Posted With Demons #HIGHOFFLIFE” – it is what it is
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“Future Hendrix time has come…
“Thou thot must go back from whence she once emerged. To the streets she belongeth, and to the streets she shall return”
– Gospel of Nayvadius, 5:15
#HighOffLife” – Amen
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https://twitter.com/big_business_/status/1261153315691397123
“Future said “Got the preacher daughter selling p*ssy, b*tch gonna make me rich”
Bro he’s spazzing on this album” – sure is
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
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- Certified Knockout Angel Reese Stuns At Star-Studded Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight, Proves, Once Again, That She’s The Real Deal Holyfield
“#FutureHive coming back as toxic as ever #HighOffLife” – they couldn’t wait
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
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- Certified Knockout Angel Reese Stuns At Star-Studded Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight, Proves, Once Again, That She’s The Real Deal Holyfield
https://twitter.com/MekonnenRaey/status/1260453322827476994
“Treat her like a queen and you shall be left on seen
(Bible of misogyny 3:14)” – whew, a word
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
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- Certified Knockout Angel Reese Stuns At Star-Studded Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight, Proves, Once Again, That She’s The Real Deal Holyfield
“Posted With Demons And Ridin Strikers Is Bumping” – THE PIC
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
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- Certified Knockout Angel Reese Stuns At Star-Studded Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight, Proves, Once Again, That She’s The Real Deal Holyfield
“Future just dropped high off life. That’s ironic because I was high off life when I was with you. Life was good when I was with you, and now I’m posted with my demons because It was hard to choose one. I was too comfortable, but now I’ve accepted my flaws.” – so poetic
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
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https://twitter.com/BarbChairScott/status/1261158898272092160
“Future on Accepting My Flaws” – so profound
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- Certified Knockout Angel Reese Stuns At Star-Studded Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight, Proves, Once Again, That She’s The Real Deal Holyfield
https://twitter.com/warsameul/status/1261175676175912960
“CAME OFF THE BLOCK I WAS POSTED WITH DEMONS U AINT DID SH*T THAT I DID” – the visuals!
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
- Oh! Cardi B Claims Up-And-Coming Female Artists She’s Given Advice To Have Turned Around & ‘F***ed My Man’
- Certified Knockout Angel Reese Stuns At Star-Studded Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight, Proves, Once Again, That She’s The Real Deal Holyfield
“CAME OFF THE BLOCK I WAS POSTED WITH DEMONS #HighOffLife” – DO YOUR DANCE
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
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- Certified Knockout Angel Reese Stuns At Star-Studded Canelo Vs. Crawford Fight, Proves, Once Again, That She’s The Real Deal Holyfield
https://twitter.com/flontistack/status/1261157995515449345
“New Future Album dropped. Time to remind myself of the truth. #HIGHOFFLIFE” – we see you, queen
- Boots In The Air! Kayla Nicole Understood The ASSignment During Chris Brown Lap Dance Full Of Breezy Bowl Bodyrolling Debauchery
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https://twitter.com/B_Wallaceee/status/1261146455085023234
“30 seconds into this new Future #HighOffLife” – no, seriously
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https://twitter.com/Teghte/status/1261312471287173121
“”Lori Harvey broke up with Future”
“Why is your king crying all over the TL” – jokes on youuuu
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