November 16, 2012 For Your Information!! Walmart Black Friday Strike Is On And May Effect Stores Country-Wide!
November 14, 2012 Ho Sit Down: Uganda’s Parliamentary Speaker Wants To Pass Anti-Gay Law As A ‘Christmas Gift’ For Ugandans!!!
November 9, 2012 Barack Shows Us That Real Men Really Do Cry As He Gives A Tearful Thank You To Campaign Staff!! [Video]
November 9, 2012 That’s A Wrap!!! Robney Concedes In Florida After Senior Advisor Admits They Didn’t Do Enough To Win!
November 9, 2012 F*ck An Obama-Hatin’ Thug: Las Vegas Employer Follows-Through With His Threat And Fires Employees After Barack Wins!
November 8, 2012 End Of Days: Nor’easter Slams New York And New Jersey Less Than One Week After Sandy’s Destruction!
November 6, 2012 Shocking: Ohio Supporters ‘Caught’ Looking Racist And Stumped For Reasons Why They Don’t Like Barack! [Video]
November 3, 2012 All Of The Lights!! NYC’s Lower Manhattan And It’s Burroughs Get Power Back After Five Days In The Dark!
October 18, 2012 Mittens Caught Red Handed Encouraging Business Owners To ‘Influence’ Their Employees Vote!
October 10, 2012 Isht Is Real In Pakistan: Taliban Shoot 14-Year-Old In The Head And Neck For Being A Women’s Activist
September 18, 2012 BUSTED!!! Money Mitt Tells Donors–In Private–That He Couldn’t Care Less About 47% Of Americans Who Support Obama And Get Government Checks [Video]
September 16, 2012 Isht Is Real In The Middle East: Four NATO Soldiers Murdered In Afghanistan During “Insider” Attack
September 14, 2012 Elsewhere In The World: 2 Chinese Teenager Popped For 7 Murders Including Pregnant Woman And 2-Year-Old Child!
September 13, 2012 Shady Azz BP Oil Attempts Beach Cleanup After Hurricane Isaac–Asks Permission To ‘Deep Clean’
September 6, 2012 Cool Azz Bill Clinton Rocks The DNC: His Speech Was On Point And He Shut Robney And Lyan Down!
July 2, 2012 Isht Is Real In Mexico: After 50,000 Deaths, Families Scramble To Purchase Armored Cars To Protect Themselves From The Caps Bustin’!
April 11, 2012 Shook Ones: Magnitude 8.6 Earthquake Shakes Indonesia Sparking Tsunami Fears For 16 Surrounding Countries!!!
March 30, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: Hospital That Called One-Time On Woman Who Died From Blood Clots In Jail Says They “Acted Appropriately”
February 27, 2012 When The Checks Stop Coming In: Outdated Child Support Claims Expected To Catch Up With Deadbeat Dads After Treasury Dept. Switches Gov’t Checks From Paper To Electronic
January 29, 2012 Sh*t Is Real: Hundreds Of #OccupyOakland Protesters Break Into City Hall And Get Locked Up