April 16, 2014 The Shlong Smuggler: Elderly Man Tapes $259K To His Wang In Attempt To Sneak Money Into Germany
April 10, 2014 Shook Ones: Police Investigate Unknown Gunman Who Is Randomly Shooting Drivers On The Highways In Kansas City!
April 3, 2014 Really?? Mother Arrested After Telling Daughter A Shooting Is Taking Place At Her School As An “April Fools Joke”
March 31, 2014 Monday Foolery: Guess Which Male “Rapper” Was Spotted Sporting This Animal-Print Hair?
March 19, 2014 Jesus Take The Blade: ANOTHER Woman Tries To Slice Off Her Husband’s Wang With A Box Cutter
March 13, 2014 Random Ridiculousness: Underwear Company Offering Peen Insurance For Customers Whose Suffer Severed Sausages
March 3, 2014 What Are You Gonna Pick? Teen Boy Admits To Poking His Peen Into A Ham & Cheese Hot Pocket
February 25, 2014 Thirst Files: Man Arrested After Calling His Ex-Girlfriend 145 Times In Eleven Hours
February 14, 2014 Good Isht: Princeton Doctor Explains Why Going #2 Can Feel Like A “Religious Experience” Climax For Some Freaky Azz Folks!
February 12, 2014 Aint Trickin’ If You Bought It: Mother Of Struggling Lawyer Offers To Pay Employer To Hire Him
February 8, 2014 Sochi Struggle: Olympic Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Hulk Smashed Through This Door After Getting Trapped In Shower
January 13, 2014 Random Ridiculousness: Woman Stabbed, Choked And Beaten By Boyfriend For Bringing Him The Wrong Lunch
January 8, 2014 By Any Means Necessary: 48-Year-Old Bangkokian Woman Popped Trying To Enter The U.S. Inside A Suitcase!
December 30, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: Woman Popped For Stabbing Her Husband With A Ceramic Squirrel During Argument
December 27, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: Pennsylvania Couple Catches Fade After Girlfriend Forgets To Cop BBQ Sauce!
October 2, 2013 You Big Dummy: Man Accidentally Sends Text Message To Police Detective To Arrange Drug Deal
September 5, 2013 Really??? University Of California Irvine Offers A Class In Zombie Apocalypse Show “The Walking Dead”!
September 3, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: 2 Mississippi State Records Broken When 723-Pound And 727-Pound Alligators Are Caught Within An Hour Of Each Other!
August 30, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: Brother And Sister Sue Hospital After Nurse Accidentally Throws Out Kidney He Donated To Save Her Life