It’s only been a few weeks since teensy-tiny twerp Tory Lanez dropped his shameless surprise album where he addresses the now infamous Megan Thee Stallion saga, has a hissy fit about his height, professes his love for Kylie, fires shots at unproblematic women and refuses to take any responsibility for ruining his own career.
“To my fans … I’m sorry for my silence …. but respectfully .. I got time today …… 9 PM PST,” he teased on Twitter before dropping the uncomfortably toxic album that we’re sure he was advised against releasing.
The 17-track project titled “Daystar” came weeks after ex-homieloverfriend Megan Thee Stallion confirmed him as her shooter on the night in question. After dropping the new release, Tory shared with fans via Twitter that this was the best way for him to speak about the issue at hand.
“There is a time to stay silent . And a time to speak ….. I said all I could say on this … ALL PLATFORMS … ….. #DAYSTAR … I’ll be back to y’all soon …. respectfully ….”, the caption read.
Back in August, Meg took to Instagram live to officially confirm Tory as her shooter and she had this to say:
“Yes… Tory shot me. You shot me and you got your publicist and your people going to these blogs lying,” she said in the video. “Stop lying. Why lie? I don’t understand.”
“I didn’t tell the police nothing because I didn’t want us to get in no more trouble,” she added in the viral post.
Fast forward to this week where he FINALLY was slapped with charges stemming from that now infamous night earlier this year.
According to Los Angeles County’s website, the District Attorney is officially charging the singer/rapper (real name Daystar Peterson) with one felony count each of assault with a semiautomatic firearm – personal use of a firearm – and carrying a loaded, unregistered firearm in a vehicle.
If convicted, he faces up to 22 years and 8 months in state prison.
His arraignment is scheduled for THIS TUESDAY, October 13, so you already know we’ll be bringing you the latest details on this case.
Are you satisfied with the charges against Tory? Do you think he’ll actually be convicted? Tell us in the comments and peep the pettiest reactions to Tory FINALLY being charged on the flip.
“jail @torylanez” – this clip tho
“Tory Lanez before he gets sentenced to 22 years in jail” – you know it’s coming
“tory big head lanez is going to JAIL” – all the way to jail
“Tory Lanez taking his mugshot” – you know what
“TORY LANEZ IS FACING 22 YEARS IN PRISON” – oh nooooo
“Me watching Tory Lanez go to jail” – us, too!
This clip has been funny every single time it’s been used. EVERY TIME.
“Tory Lanez getting introduced to his cell mates” – cold world
“Hotties, what’s the drink of choice this evening?” – wooooo we love a good adult beverage
“tory lanez is 5’3 ….. damn tory is going to be used as the jail fleshlight” – yikesssss
“LAPD listening to Daystar collecting the final pieces of evidence for an assault charge” – you love to see it
Damn Tory Lanez is facing 22 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion in the foot. Honestly I thought his sentence would’ve been…
… shorter” – soooo corny yet hilarious
“Tory Lanez arrogantly dropped an album claiming he didn’t shoot Megan, just to be facing charges less than a month after. I know he embarrassed.” – life comes at you fast
“#toryisgoingtoprisonparty” – this hashtag!
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