September 18, 2019 Aw, COME On! Bubbling Bull Baby Batter Goes Boom As Australian Animal Semen Facility Goes Up In Fertile Flames
September 17, 2019 People Ain’t Isht: Racist British Soup Cookie Trains Dog To Attack Pakistani Store Owner
September 9, 2019 Doggie Biscuit: Mexican Gang Captures Alleged Rapist And Has Pit Bull Chow Down On His Penis
August 20, 2019 PETA Christ, Really?! Black Woman Denied Work At Catholic Church In Tennessee Because Priest’s Dog “Is Racist”
July 24, 2019 Animal Behavior: Big A$$ Bison Flips 9-Year-Old Girl Like Dominique Dawes At Yellowstone National Park [Video]
July 18, 2019 Wait, What? Tennessee Police Beg People To Stop Flushing The Heisenberg Down The Toilet For Fear Of “Meth Gators”
July 8, 2019 B!t¢H, I’ma Cow: Chick-Fil-A Is Offering Free Chicken Sammiches To Everyone Wearing A Bovine Ensemble
April 16, 2019 That’s Yo A$$, Mr. Postman: Angry Dog Busts Window To Try To Get At The Mailman [Video]
April 4, 2019 Fur Scurred: Martha Stewart Cancels Book Signing After Aggravating Animal Lover Rushes The Stage In Protest [Video]
March 11, 2019 Selfie Starved Woman Gets Scratched By Jaguar After Climbing Barrier At Zoo, Pray For The Frazzled Feline
March 2, 2019 Anglo Angst: Sexophobic Soup Cookie Called Cops On Black Man For “Assault” Because His Dog Kept Humping Hers
February 12, 2019 Shook Ones: Houston Weed Smoker Finds A Tiger Inside The Bando Where He Went To Blow A Bag
February 5, 2019 Beast Mode: Colorado Jogger Survives Mountain Lion Attack After Killing Animal… With His Bare Hands
January 28, 2019 It’s A Doggy Dog World: Cameras Capture Cute Canines Cavorting At The Beach For Photobook
December 18, 2018 That’s Your Dog, Huh? Here’s Why Twitter Reactions To Cop K-9 Ringo Are Infuriating To Black Folks
December 10, 2018 Homegoing, Roger: The Internet’s Favorite Muscle-Bound 6’7″ Kangaroo Dies At Age 12
December 6, 2018 When Animals Attack: Florida Couple Dragged And Bitten By Hippopotamus While Vacationing In Zimbabwe
December 5, 2018 Cho Dumbazz Up: PETA Pathetically Compares Meat-Based Idioms “Bring Home Bacon” To Racism And Homophobia
November 7, 2018 Random Ridiculousness: Feisty Fido Almost Burns Down House After Accidentally Turning On Stove [Video]
November 2, 2018 Random Ridiculousness: Dog Accidentally Shoots Owner In The Back During Hunting Trip
October 1, 2018 Put It In Ya Mouf? California Restaurant Recess Room Is Frying Whole Pig Heads For Lunch [Video]
September 26, 2018 Slow-Motion For Me: Brother Nature Hilariously Holds A Sloth For The First Time, Dirty Dancing Ensues [Video]
September 26, 2018 QOTD: What Would You Do If You Discovered THIS “Extraordinary Animal” In Your Backyard?