November 25, 2013 Ain’t Isht Husbands: Man Gets His Wife Super-Slizzard, Strips Her Nekkid While Unconscious And Broadcasts It On Playstation For ALL TO SEE!!!
November 23, 2013 Yeah, Ok: Lamar Odom Claims His Dirty Dog Freestyle Was The Result Of Liquor NOT Drugs!
November 6, 2013 Slizzard Student Unstraps Himself From Stretcher Inside Ambulance And Beats Paramedic Unconscious!
October 31, 2013 Slizzard Man In Clown Costume Popped For Forcing Girlfriend’s Kids To Drink Alcohol, Then Dangling Them From Overpass
October 25, 2013 Stay Slizzed: The King Of R&B Bobby Brown Spotted Copping Himself A Nice Cold Six-Pack Of Heineken Beer [Photos]
September 10, 2013 Bad Gal Diaries: Rihanna Too Slizzard To Take Picture With Fan At NYFW Alexander Wang Party
September 5, 2013 R.I.P. Piff-Puffin’ Activist Killed By Drunk Driver, Spent Years Arguing Alcohol More Dangerous Than Yahmean!
September 2, 2013 Family Affairs: Kris Jenner Hooks Lamar Odom Up With OJ Simpson Lawyer Robert Shapiro To Rep Him In DUI Case!
August 29, 2013 Did The “Born Sinner Beatdown” Begin After J.Cole Stopped Slizzed Diddy From Throwing His Drink On Kendrick Lamar Over “Control” Verse?!?
August 9, 2013 What’s Beef? Slizzard Man Mollywhops His Wife With A Pack Of Frozen Meat During Heated Argument Before Running Away
August 5, 2013 Slizzard Small Guy Kevin Hart Sentenced To 3 Years Probation And 3 Months Of Alcohol Ed. Classes In DUI Case
August 4, 2013 Slizzard Special Deliveries: US Post Office To Deliver Beer, Wine, And Spirits In An Effort To Raise Funds??
July 11, 2013 DUI: Justin Bieber’s Bottle-Poppin’ BFF Lil Twist Arrested While Driving His Shiny-Azz Fisker Karma!
June 28, 2013 What The Hell?? Drunk Man Popped For Threatening Neighbor With Machete – “I’m Gonna Kill ‘Em, Chop Him Up, And Throw His Body In The River!”
June 15, 2013 Pure Comedy: Hilarious Pics Of Sloppy And Slizzard Party-Goers Who Get Pranked After Passing Out! [Photos]
May 27, 2013 Epitome Of A Bad Father: Silzzard Man Gets DWI Charge After Hitting 4 Police Cars While Drunk Driving With 9-Year-Old Son In The Car
May 13, 2013 Random Ridiculousness: Limo Driver Popped By One-Time For Driving High School Students To Prom While Slizzard
May 8, 2013 In White Folks News: Reese “Do You Know Who I Am?” Witherspoon’s Thirsty Stepmother Claims She’s A Drunk Who Mistreats Her Father
May 7, 2013 In Sorry Slizzard Folks News: Kris “The Dumped Hump” Humphries Got White Boy Wasted The Night Before Nets Game 7 Playoffs Loss To Bulls
May 1, 2013 Jesus Take The Wheel: Drunk Deaf Couple Arrested For Killing Their Infant Daughter Because She Wouldn’t Stop Crying!
April 17, 2013 Blade “Gunner” Oscar Pistorius Takes “Shots” At Nightclub With Friends While Awaiting Trial For Killing His Bangin’ Model Girlfriend