September 4, 2013 Jesus Take The Knife: 1 Student Left Dead And 3 Injured In Stabbing At Texas High School
August 20, 2013 Hide Ya Kids! Shots Fired At McNair Elementary In Atlanta And Gunman May Still Be Inside School!
July 23, 2013 Breaking News: Southwest Airlines Jet Crashes “Nose First” At LaGuardia Airport, 10 People Injured
July 9, 2013 Put On Blast: Aaron Hernandez Allegedly Confessed To Killing Odin Lloyd According To Witness In New Police Document
June 14, 2013 Breaking News: Miami Sports Bar Deck Collapses As Fans Watch NBA Finals, Two Dozen People Injured
May 24, 2013 Breaking News: Bridge Collapses In Washington State, People Left Sitting Atop Their Cars In Water
May 20, 2013 End Of Days: Massive Tornado Strikes Oklahoma As 170,000 Residents Brace For More Fatalities And Severe Damage
April 24, 2013 Stop The Violence: Rapper Trina’s 19-Year-Old Brother Shot And Killed In Broad Daylight
April 19, 2013 Boston Bomber Suspects Revealed To Be Brothers! 1 Killed In Violent Bomb-Throwing Shootout With Police And SWAT!
April 15, 2013 **Breaking News** Explosions Near Boston Marathon Finish Line Leave Dozens Of Runners Seriously Injured
April 11, 2013 On Blast: Former Nanny For Diddy’s Twin Daughters Accuses Kim Porter Of Doing Drugs And Says She Once Found The Kids Covered In A “White Powdery Substance”
April 9, 2013 Breaking News: 15 Students Stabbed In Violent Knife Attack At Lone Star Community College Campus In Texas
November 9, 2012 Dirty Dog Diaries: CIA Director And Married Army General David Petraeus Resigns Because He Was Chopping Down Side Hoes!
November 9, 2012 That’s A Wrap!!! Robney Concedes In Florida After Senior Advisor Admits They Didn’t Do Enough To Win!
November 8, 2012 End Of Days: Nor’easter Slams New York And New Jersey Less Than One Week After Sandy’s Destruction!
September 13, 2012 Bye Baby: Chad “Head Bussa” Ochostinko Finally Signs Divorce Papers And Admits Unholy Matrimony-dom With Evelyn Lozada Is Over!
September 6, 2012 In Ain’t Isht White Folks News: Ex-Chicago Cop Drew Peterson Found Guilty Of Murdering 3rd Wife