September 16, 2014 Elsewhere In The World: 65-Year-Old Depressed Thai Woman Commits Suicide By Jumping Into Ravenous Crocodile Pit
September 5, 2014 Holy Booger Sugar, Batman! 400 Kilos Of Pure Nicaraguan Yayo Found At Paris Hilton’s Parents Crib
September 3, 2014 Cartoons Catch Fade: Mickey Mouse, Spongebob Squarepants, And “Ice Age” Scrat Beat The Brakes Off Russian Driver [Video]
August 27, 2014 Shook Ones: Terrified Girlfriend Calls For Police Manhunt After Boyfriend Fakes Kidnapping To Party With Friends
August 22, 2014 Elsewhere In The World: Health Minister Confirms 2 New Cases Of Fatal Ebola Virus In Nigeria
July 19, 2014 People Ain’t Isht: Soulless Looters Steal Wallets And Luggage From Malaysian Flight Crash Site
July 18, 2014 Jesus Take The Camcorder: Priest Finds Out Church Is Being Used As Freaky Film Set Behind His Back
July 14, 2014 Elsewhere In The World: Australian Travel Agency Petitioned To Remove Racist And Sexist Messages From Vehicles
June 26, 2014 Welcome To The UKKK? English Comedian Says Black British Actors Are Forced To Work In Hollywood Because They Can’t Catch A Break Back Home
June 24, 2014 Elsewhere In The World: Chinese Woman In An “Internet Addict” Rehab Beaten To Death For Using The Bathroom Without Permission
May 27, 2014 #BringBackOurGirls: Nigerian Military Reports Knowledge Of Where Kidnapped Schoolgirls Are Being Held
May 24, 2014 Gang’s All Here! Kardashian Family, Lala, Big Sean, Tyga, Blac Chyna And More Arrive In Florence For Kimye’s Big Wedding! [Photos]
May 6, 2014 You Can’t Sit With U.S.! Pipe-Hittin’ Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Turned Away From Entering The United States After “Rehab” Resignation!
April 28, 2014 Elsewhere In The World: Egyptian Judge Sentences 683 People To Death For Supporting Former Muslim President!
March 31, 2014 Suspect: Dennis Rodman Rocks A Full Face Of Make-Up And Blonde Mohawk During Basketball Game In Argentina! [Video]
March 20, 2014 Keep Hope Alive: Indian Ocean Search For Missing Malaysia Air Flight 370 Is “The Best Lead” So Far In Near Dead-End Investigation
March 1, 2014 Elsewhere In The World: Nigerian Man Arrested For Sex With Horny Goat Says He “Asked Permission” Before Chopping Them Down!
February 26, 2014 Really??? British Goon Only Sentenced 4.5 Years For Killing Autistic Man With Sucker Punch After Alleged Racist Remark! [Video]
February 18, 2014 Don’t Call It A Comeback: Pipe-Lightin’ Lamar Odom Signs Deal With Basketball League In Spain
February 1, 2014 Can’t Get Right: Pipe-Hittin’ Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Ticketed For Jaywalking And “Public Drunkenness” In Vancouver!
January 16, 2014 Wanna Get Away? Fade Administrator Kanye West Jets To Paris For Fashion Week As LAPD Investigates His Latest Brawl!
January 13, 2014 Ain’t Isht Daddies: British Woman Says After Losing Virginity To Her Dad Was Told “Better Me Than Random Person In A Hotel”
January 11, 2014 Pull Out For What: Unemployed Drug Dealer Father Of 22 Kids By 11 Women Miraculously Dodges Prison!
January 9, 2014 Fix Yo’ Face: Dennis Rodman Apologizes For Slizzard TV Rant Accusing Kenneth Bae Of Wrongdoing