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December 13th, 2012
8:53 AM EST

Quote Of The Day: Dumpy NJ GOP Governor Chris ‘Overweight Lover’ Christie Says, “I’m Not Too Fat To Be President!!!”

Chris Christie says “Phuck yo couch! My load isn’t too wide for the White House!!”

December 12th, 2012
9:35 AM EST

Ho Sit Down: Texas GOP Chairman Claims President Obama Needs A Teleprompter For Speeches Because He “Fried His Brain On Drugs”

Cathie Adams, former Texas GOP chair, gave a pre-election address earlier this year, claiming that a “Marxist” President Barack Obama had “fried his brain on drugs.”

December 10th, 2012
5:42 PM EST

GTFOHWTBS: White House Ignores Texas Petition To Secede From United States

Everything is bigger in Texas…which might be why they continue to get a big ole’ ‘Ho Sit Down’ from the POTUS..

November 27th, 2012
12:39 PM EST

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November 16th, 2012
5:49 PM EST

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