Tea KETTLE Michelle’s cup runneth over—and she can’t stop spilling about fellow celebs.
Most recently K. Michelle alleged that Tamar Braxton was previously caught up in an elevator fight over an alleged affair with Jermaine Dupri’s father. The rumor sounded completely fictitious and left field until Da Brat confirmed that something did indeed go down in an elevator and she was there to witness it.
“Jermaine Dupri’s momma is Momma Tina. So it wasn’t his momma,” said Brat. “That did happen. I happened to be in that elevator. The whole Beyoncé thing, that definitely happened. That’s Michael Mauldin’s ex-wife. Lord Jesus, no comment. I was in the elevator honey. It was just a situation. And Michael Mauldin’s ex-wife was a little fed up and it went down in the elevator. When it opened, I exited the elevator stage left. I didn’t have nothing to do with it. This was a while ago.”
This isn’t the first time K. Michelle’s’ seemingly spilled the beans on fellow celebs. Kimberly Michelle Pate has been known to expose celeb plastic surgery, celeb bedroom secrets, and alleged shady behavior behind the scenes.
See how Tea KETTLE Michelle a.ka. K. Pate Private Eye a.k.a. Sherlock Homegirl has been putting people on blast for yeaaaars on the flip.
Secret #1: She Quitely Dated Idris Elba For 8-Months
Remember when K. Michelle revealed that she previously dated Idris Elba for 8-months and people assumed she was lying? Enter K. Michelle’s “The Rebellious Soul Musical” produced by the British actor and suddenly the revelation didn’t seem so random.
K’s since shared that she’s hurt that Idris never confirmed their relationship and she’s especially resentful of fellow black women who doubted that she was telling the truth about dating the actor.
“I think that what hurt [the most], [is] black women, black women was like, ‘She’s so ghetto. Why he date her?” said K to TV One’s Uncensored.
“What you do not understand is everything he went through—from the passing of his father all the way down, I was the one that was there,” she added. “I was never hid, people just never assumed.”
“I felt like he didn’t defend me,” said K. “I feel like when people were calling me a liar, again, about my relationship…I’ve been sitting here with this man for like nine months. I just could not believe we were spending so much time together [and] he just did not come out and say; ‘Stop attacking her!'”
Secret #2: She And Nicki Minaj Allegedly Have The Same “Butt Doctor”
Now, this one was messy.
Back in 2017 K. called out Nicki Minaj for swiping the title track from her 2014 sophomore album “Anybody Wanna Buy A Heart” because Nicki thought K was sleeping with her then-boyfriend, Meek Mill.
“Buy a Heart” feat. Meek later appeared on Nicki’s “Pink Print” album.
“I was told that the song from my album was being taken from me, because the rapper that gave it to me girlfriend thought I was f*** him,” wrote K on Twitter. […] “God did more than handle the situation, I’ve sat back and healed up. Watched karma. I’m not perfect but I’m not evil or insecure.”
K denied sleeping with Meek and called out Onika for being insecure in an interview with TheShadeRoom in their “Interrogation Room” noting that she’s always been the “biggest Nicki supporter.”
She then ended with some shade noting that the only thing she and Nicki have in common are their artificially enhanced a$$ets.
“We got the same butt doctor but other than that, I’m not even a rapper!”
W E L P!
Secret #3: Chad Ochocinco Is A Packing Meat Print Papi And Bought Her A Monkey
K. told Hollywood Unlocked that Chad Ochocinco has “the biggest peen she’s ever seen” and she refused to have sex with him. Despite that, he bought her a pet monkey to show his affection. (Yes, a living, breathing monkey.)
She previously told a similar story to Necole Bitchie.
“His penis is so big Necole, I would not let him have sex with me. Because I did not want him to stretch my walls out because I need them. I need them. I looked at his penis and I said you know what? Uh Uh. I’m not–that thing is unreal. I can’t. I can’t take that. He’s a cool, nice guy, he still is funny. But between that, I was not screwing him with that penis”
Thank you for spilling that, Tea Kettle Michelle.
Secret #4: Lil Kim “Wanted Her To Be Her Daughter’s Godmother”
This all seemed so random but K. Michelle swore it was true. Back in 2014, K. told the Breakfast Club that she and Lil Kim were once so close that Kim asked her to be the godmother of her daughter Royal Reign.
Kim denied that claim but K. Michelle swore “for crackers and cheese” that “Plastic Penny” [Lil Kim] indeed asked her to be a part of her child’s life.
“I swear for crackers and cheese—God strike me down—that girl asked me to be the godmother of her child,” said K. “And I thought it was awkward myself.
She added, “Her face is stretched back too tight, it probably affected her brain. I just feel bad for her face. Don’t talk to me until you get your original face back.”
Kim followed up and eviscerated K, saying it was untrue.
“I wasn’t even going to respond to this insecure pathological lying sick psycho b****,” said Kim. ‘This was the first and only time I have ever met this chick. She says I asked her this day backstage to be the Godmother of my child. […] “No one even knew I was pregnant at the time of this picture. Not even my mother!”
Who do you believe?
Secret #5: Elle Varner “Stole Her Style And Her Song”
Back in 2014 K was adamant that her former friend Elle Varner was jocking her style. She told Hot 97 that she played a track for Elle that she enjoyed so much that Elle allegedly “stole it” and K’s “bad girl” persona.
“I had a record. It was my favorite record. It was “Ride Out” on my album and I wasn’t allowed to put out that record because management said the record was already too big. I’m supposed to be the little black girl singing about heartbreak and down and out and f–k n—as. I’m not supposed to grow and be me because they place you in a lane and want you to stay in that lane and I refused.
So I had this record and it was too big. Too big of a record. I played that record for my friend [Elle] at that time. The next thing I knew she threw off her shoes and said, ‘Oh my God, this is a great record.’ So, when she went through her breakup with Iman [Shumpert], she was searching for an identity. She wanted to be more sexy. She started wearing wigs. She started hanging around me and she started to curse and say, ‘I’m the real bad girl.’ Okay, b—h you can have that. I’m trying to get out of being the bad girl. […]
But she played me a record. She said, ‘You like the record?’ I said, ‘That’s my record. Ain’t nobody yodeling on the hooks but me.’ Then you went to the same producers. I came to [her] like a woman. I said, ‘This is my record. You can’t put that out. That sounds like me.’ [She copied my style.] But I said it to you as a friend in a proper manner. I said it to management in a proper manner.”
Elle has adamantly denied the claims and they’ve since made amends.
Secret #6: She Dated Ryan Lochte
“That’s my friend,” said K. “We met a year ago through his manger and we’re just cool, of course, hs’s gorgeous. So much fun, he really is an inspirational person to me. He’s fun, he doesn’t see color, He’s a fun person, he makes me laugh and he’s great to look at—we have a lot in common!”
Mind you, rumors then swirled that the gold medalist was “ashamed” of their relationship and disappointed that she outed their secret swirlmance.
Secret #7: She Knew MiMi Faust’s Boo Nikko Was Secretly Married
K told HipHollywood that she wanted to break the news to MiMi herself.
“Actually I was flown in to break the news that Nikko was married but she wouldn’t film with me because [she] knew my mouth,” laughed K.
According to the singer/songwriter she found out via the show producers and was willing to have a heart to heart with Mimi to tell her the truth about Nikko.
“I poke fun and do jokes but at the end of the day I tweeted her because I wanted her to know you’re really not a bad person.”
Mimi’s moved on of course and she’s happily coupled up WNBA baller Ty Young.
As for Nikko—we’re not really sure what he’s up to—but we’re sure K. Pate Private Eye can probably find out…
Secret #8—J.R. Smith’s Ex-Girlfriend Lost Her Job Over Her—Allegedly
Remember alllll that drama that went down when J.R. Smith’s estranged wife asked God to “cover” J.R. and his alleged mistress, “The Flash” actress Candice Patton because of their alleged affair?
Well during the fallout, J.R. Smith’s ex-girlfriend, social media influencer Ashley Weatherspoon hinted that the NBA baller is a serial cheater. That somehow led to an infuriated K. Michelle alleging that Ashley once thought J.R. was cheating with her.
According to K, she complained about the “harassment” and the woman allegedly lost her job at Atlantic Records over it.
“This b*tch here is still delusional,” K. Michelle wrote on Instagram. “I know you not coming on here kicking this woman when she’s down you dirty hoe. This the same b*tch yall that called me about this n*gga before he was married.”
“B*tch he left you at the alter and married the other woman and you still mad. Since you wanna be vocal tell them about how I got you fired from a good paying job at Atlantic cause you were harassing the artist (ME) about a n*gga and you STILL going. Leave this family alone and allow them space and some peace, cause i’m still gone beat yo ass on site hoe, and i’m saved and Christian like now but you will get stomped in the name of the lord. I ain’t forgot!”