October 2, 2019 Get Well: Bernie Sanders Underwent Heart Surgery After “Chest Discomfort”, Off Campaign Trail Until Further Notice
May 25, 2019 Soup Cookie Chronicles: Jon Voigt Declares Ho A$$ Donald Trump As “The Greatest President Since Abraham Lincoln”
May 24, 2019 People Ain’t Isht: 88-Year-Old Woman Punched To The Ground By Heartless Goon Outside Grocery Store [Video]
May 15, 2019 Inmates, Assemble! Stan Lee’s Ex-Business Manager Charged With Elder Abuse, We Hope There Are Marvel Fans In Prison
April 17, 2019 In Embarrassed White Folks News: Florida Prosecutors Plan To Release Robert Kraft’s Rub-And-Tug Spa Footage [Video]
March 15, 2019 Generation Gap: Peep The O’Jays Live Reactions To Cardi B, Travis Scott, And Other New School Rappers [Video]
February 25, 2019 Dirty Old Man: The Details Of Patriots’ Owner Robert Kraft’s Happy Ending Will Make Your Skin Crawl
February 21, 2019 Granny Gunz: 79-Year-Old Georgia Woman Fires Shots At 20-Year-Old Burglar Trying To Gank Her Goods
February 19, 2019 Hot Damn, Bro, Here We Go Again: Bernie Sanders Announces His Run For President In 2020
February 9, 2019 Watch For The Hook: Floyd Mayweather Sr. Knocked On His AARP A$$ During Sparring Match [Video]
January 28, 2019 Chupala, Gringo Viejo: Xenophobic Tom Brokaw Esta Debajo Fuego For Saying Latinx Folks Need To Learn English [Video]
November 8, 2018 Get Well: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg Hospitalized After Breaking 3 Ribs In Nasty Fall
