August 24, 2011 Get Well: Legendary Tennessee Women’s Basketball Coach Pat Summitt Announces That She Has Dementia
August 16, 2011 SMH: Dirty 65-Year-Old Perv Sentenced To A Year In Jail For Trying To Explore Neighbor’s Lady Parts On Plane While She Slept
August 12, 2011 Catch Fade: Shaquille O’Neal Says He Wants To Shoot The Fair One With Charles Oakley…
August 10, 2011 Must Be Nice: Aretha Franklin Uses Her…Larger Than Life Presence To Avoid A Parking Ticket
August 8, 2011 Did It On ‘Em: Tiger Woods’ Ex-Caddy Steve Williams Continues To Throw Mud At His Former Employer
August 3, 2011 Congratulations: Looks Like Oprah Winfrey And James Earl Jones Are Going To Win An Oscar This Year!
July 29, 2011 Did You Know?: Hand-Written Essay Reveals Rosa Parks Was Almost Raped By One Of Her Former Employers!
July 26, 2011 Elsewhere In The World: Australian Police Use Pepper Spray On A Kangaroo That Caught Fade With A 94 Year-Old Woman
July 9, 2011 WTF: Did Bobby Brown Get Out Of Pocket And Snatch A Waitress Up By Her Hair At A Birthday Party??
July 5, 2011 NYC District Attorney About To Prove Raping A Black Woman Is No Crime In America, Dropping Charges As DSK Is Hit With New Assault Case
June 30, 2011 To Catch A Womanizer: Chris Hansen Caught Creepin’ With A Young Jawn 20 Years Younger Than Him
June 27, 2011 Some Repeat Matrimony-Dom: Mike And Kiki Tyson Renew Their Vows At Surprise Pretend Birthday Party
June 27, 2011 Some Ol’ Bullsh*t: TSA Makes Cancer-Stricken 95 Year-Old Woman Remove Her Adult Diaper For A Patdown!!
June 26, 2011 In Random Mid-Life Crisis News: Jennifer Anniston Gets Tat-Tat-Tatted Up To Remember Her ___________
June 23, 2011 Cry Me A River: Presidential Candidate Herman Cain Says Jon Stewart Talks Ish About Him Because He’s A “Black Conservative”
June 15, 2011 Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy: Hugh Hefner’s Would-Be Wife, Crystal Harris, 86’s Their Wedding At The Last Minute
June 9, 2011 Kush Chonic-les: Old Folks At A California Retirement Home Form A ‘Kush Collective’ To Grow Their Own Mary Jane