September 6, 2012 Weirdos: Man Hires Movie Director To Help Fake His Death In Order To Propose To His Girlfriend
August 26, 2012 What The Hell?? Out Of Pocket Republican Senator Says Doesn’t “Give A Rat’s Azz” What Black People Think
August 22, 2012 Florida Crazies: 19-Year-Old Arrested On DUI Charges Tells One-Time That His Dad Is An ‘Autobot’ From Transformers
August 22, 2012 People Ain’t Isht: Intoxicated Chicago Man Accused Of Groping A Pregnant Woman On JetBlue Flight, Causes Emergency Landing
August 22, 2012 Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Toddlers And Tiaras Attention Slorin’ Mom May Lose Custody Of Her Pageant Winning Daughter
August 7, 2012 You Can’t Be Serious: 2 Men Film Themselves Robbing A Pennsylvania Pizzeria While Telling Customers “You’re Going To Be On Reality TV!”
August 2, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Mentally Ill Oklahoma High School Student Planning Columbine-Style Attack Popped After Illegally Buying Guns, Researching Murder, How To Hide Dead Bodies!
August 1, 2012 Jesus Take The “Wheels”: Maryland Pastor “Dr. Shine” Gets 27 Months In Prison For Buying Mansion, Jet And Fleet Of Cars Using Church Funds
July 28, 2012 Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Forces Woman And 3-Month-Old Baby Out Of A Third Floor Window
July 27, 2012 SMH: Jessica Alba Knows Good And Damn Well That Child Is Too Frickin Big To Be In A Stroller
July 25, 2012 Eff A “So-Called-Nice” Thug: Man Sentenced To Only 20 Years After Being Caught On Camera Leaving Suitcase On Harlem Street … With Woman’s Dead Body Inside!
July 24, 2012 In Drunk Folks News: Slizzard Man Crashes Into Horse And Carriage Killing 1, Injuring 4
July 23, 2012 Random Ridiculousness: 21 People Injured After Trying To Walk On Hot Coals Under Instruction Of Motivational Speaker Tony Robbins
July 19, 2012 Elsewhere In The World: London Cabbie Will Turn His Ride Into A Hotel On Wheels During The 2012 Olympics
July 19, 2012 When The Checks Stop Coming In: Bank Clerk Dreaming Of Model Career Steals $46K From Her Job For Implants And Lipo
July 18, 2012 This Truly Guy Ain’t Isht: George Zimmerman Called Up Racist Quran-Burning Florida Pastor While In Jail
July 12, 2012 In Disgusting Old Heads News: 72-Year-Old Woman Kept Her Dead Boyfriend’s Body For Months “For Company” And Kept Cashing His Checks Too!
June 30, 2012 Shame On “Peen State”! Emails Show School Officials Covered Up Sandusky Scandal After Talking To Joe Paterno