November 8, 2023 Until You Do Right…Clown Shoed Sycophant Daniel Cameron Loses Kentucky Gubernatorial Race, Breonna Taylor Justice Botcher Beat By Beshear
September 14, 2022 In White Folks News: Brett Favre Reportedly Sneakily Siphoned Off $5 Million In Welfare Funds For Volleyball Stadium At Daughter’s School
July 11, 2023 Rampantly Ridiculous Rachel Dole-Santos Compares Himself To Rosa Parks, Several Seats Swiftly Needed
April 7, 2022 History, Your Honor: Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson Officially Confirmed To Become First Black Woman On The Supreme Court
May 3, 2024 KKKops & MAGA: Sunkist Stalin Says He Will Give Police Officers ‘Immunity From Prosecution’ If He’s Elected President
March 24, 2024 Jigga What?! Rep. David Trone Claims Slur Switcheroo During Budget Hearing Was ‘Accidental’
September 15, 2022 Human Trafficking For Clout: Ron DeSantis Callously Claims Credit For Spending $12 Million To Ship 50 Migrant People To Martha’s Vineyard
August 25, 2021 Ashy In-Fighting: Kimberly Klacik Sues Candace Owens For $20 Million Over Claims That She’s A Money-Laundering Strip Club Madame
April 24, 2023 Relationship Turned Sour: CNN Fires Don Lemon After 17 Years At The Network, Anchor Releases Stunned Statement
July 12, 2022 Hell You Talmbout?! Senate Candidate Herschel Walker Rants Incoherently About Climate Change Legislation And “China’s Bad Air”
March 30, 2022 He Hates Us: Failed Washington Politician Loren Culp Calls For Lynching Of Black Suspect And Shooting Of Judge
April 15, 2022 Lock Him Up: Meth-Injecting Murderer Ed Buck Sentenced 30 Years For Killing, Drugging, And Forcing Men Into Sex