December 10, 2020 Chinese Flight Attendants Advised To Wear Diapers To Prevent Contracting COVID-19 From Toilet Seats
December 4, 2020 White Man In Oklahoma Admits To Murdering 27-Year-Old Martika Ferguson To “Teach Her A Lesson”
November 23, 2020 Georgia’s Trash Governor Brian Kemp Cannibalized By Republicans For Certifying Election Results For Joe Biden
October 30, 2020 Young MAGA, Baby: Lil Wayne Proudly Posts Smiling Photo With Donald Trump After “Criminal Reform” Meeting
October 15, 2020 Ice Cube Comes Under Fire After Trump Administration Announces He Worked With Them On “Contract With Black America”
October 13, 2020 “Accidentally” Cut Cord Leads To Massive Collapse Of Virginia Voter Registration System Just 21 Days Before Election
October 13, 2020 Donald Trump Claims That He’s “Immune” To Coronavirus Now, Offers To Give “A Big Fat Kiss” To Men And Women [Video]
October 9, 2020 People Ain’t Isht: Ne’er Do Well Pennsylvania Patron Tips Waitress With “Mask” After She Asked Him To Wear One
October 7, 2020 F**k This Guy: George Floyd’s Murderer Derek Chauvin Walks Out Of Jail After Somehow Manifesting $1 Million Bond
October 3, 2020 Where The Bread At? Kanye West Allegedly Owes Big Sean $3 Million And Somehow Sean Hasn’t Slapped Him
October 2, 2020 Make Antibodies Great Again? Donald Trump & Melania Quarantined After Testing Positive For COVID-19, Twitter Side-Eyes Suspicious Timing
September 29, 2020 False Start: The Tennessee Titans And The Minnesota Vikings Close Facilities After 3 Players And 5 Staff Test Positive For COVID-19
September 28, 2020 Wait What?!? Clippers Head Coach Doc Rivers…Steps Down? From His Gig After Blowing 3-1 Playoff Lead
September 25, 2020 Ew: Vietnamese Police Confiscate 345,000 Previously Canoodled Condoms That Were “Cleaned” And Sold “New”
September 19, 2020 In WTF?! News: Jury Finds Crazy-Azz Indiana Man Guilty Of Murdering And Eating Girlfriend, Man Blames Black Men
September 14, 2020 #LovecraftCountry: After What We Watched Yesterday The Trailer For Episode 6 “Meet Me in Daegu” Is A Must-See! [Video]
September 3, 2020 Kim-pin’ Ain’t Easy: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Says Trump Told Her “Take One For The Team” After Kim Jong Un Winked At Her
August 28, 2020 You Can’t Be Serious: Jacob Blake’s Family Says He Is Handcuffed To His Hospital Bed Despite Being Paralyzed From 7 Gunshots
August 12, 2020 Jesus Take The Wheel: Watch This LA Car Chase End With Huge Crash And Driver Carried Off Like Sleeping Bag [Video]
August 5, 2020 WEAR A Mask: 6-Year-Old British Girl Chokes On COVID-19 Face Mask That Was Inside Her McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets [Video]
July 23, 2020 “Dumb B*** That S*** Ain’t F*** Funny”: Megan Thee Stallion And Twitter DRAGS Draya Michele For Making Light Of Her Getting Shot
July 20, 2020 Kanye West Holds “Campaign” Rally, Says He Pressured Kim To Abort North, Promises Americans $1 Million Per Child, Slanders Harriet Tubman
July 13, 2020 Bruh, What The F**K?! Alaska Airlines Passengers Forces Plane To Land “I’m Going To Kill Everybody For Jesus!!!”
July 11, 2020 Pinche Kareñ: Florida Woman Calls Black Woman A “Good Little Slave” For Wearing COVID-19 Mask, Claims To Be Mexican [Video]