Ho Sit Down: O.J. Simpson Wants to Go On A College Speaking Tour If He Is Released From Jail

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O.J., what can college students possibly learn from you? How to kill a b**** 101? How to go to jail for stealing your own ish? Continue »

Random Ridiculousness: Brooklyn Bar Host Contest To Find The Smallest Peen In New York

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So this is bittersweet. If you win the contest you get a prize, but on the other hand is winning a contest for the smallest peen really a good thing? Continue »

Put On Blast: O.J. Simpson Tries To Blame Lawyer For Robbery Conviction, Lawyer Claps Back And Says “I Told Him To Call The Cops”

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O.J., dude they not letting you out. You’re like Charles Manson. You can come up for parole a million times, but it just ain’t happening boo. Continue »

Racism or Coincidence? Diddy’s Car Pulled Over At Gunpoint By L.A. County Sheriff Deputies

Diddy and his crew arrive at Bootsy Bellows, where he was joined by Carmen Electra, David Arquette and more. The hip hop mogul wore a pair of flashy Air Jordans with a red and black ensemble to match.

Two men, who we bet were black, driving a luxury vehicle? Hmmm… we wonder why that was cause for alarm? Continue »